E.

[ellenripleys]

peak laziness is being too lazy to even just sit and watch a 2 hour movie

[princebasil]

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

[princebasil]

y’all know what im saying

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

if they wanted to, they would’ve.

[shenayetylene]

ouch.

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[hazbin-hotel-screencaps]

[vote-for-eggman]

she killed him with a fuckin look

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

[dickipedia-deactivated20171028]

Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Unbiased journalism is not pretending both sides are equally valid. Unbiased journalism is reporting the facts even if those facts include that one side is irredeemably awful. False neutrality is propaganda.

[kiriamaya]

Repeated for emphasis: False neutrality is propaganda.

[letsplaysocialjustice]

if 99 experts say one thing, and 1 expert says another, presenting both sides as equal is misinformation

[just-shower-thoughts]

Disneys “Up” movie told us a better love story in 5 minutes with zero dialogue than Twilight did in 3 films.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[dxrissa]

Why are babies like this 😂

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

Me

[thickthighssaveslives]

Oh I love his sweet face

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[thebootydiaries]

shout out to my left eyebrow. u were always there for me. u always had my back and i respect u

[flowercrownbi]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having your video suddenly change from poor quality to high quality is the digital equivalent of your ears popping and being able to hear.