[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[lestatfag]

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

[aidashakur]

My final act of love is literally disappearing from your life and treating you like we’ve never met a day in our lives

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[nairahsblog]

She’s only soft where she’s safe .

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[heartgutvision]

You really have to let yourself cry and crash out

[8nin]

mutuals i hope you find someone who never gets tired of you

[free-my-mindd]

[unfxded]

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[freakyyvirgo]

[stuckinapril]

my 30s are going to be so sexy

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[4daloveofkj-deactivated20201014]

nothing is more painful than outgrowing someone you wanted to grow with

[chryza]

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

[homunculus-argument]

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

[bisquid]

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

[remanence-of-love]

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true