Sovereign Slayer

100% done with with everyone's bullshit.

[jadeyharls]

okay so jack @wxlkstabwalk has issued me a challenge because he doesnt believe any of this stuff is canon in the tf comics ive been reading so…

long post ahead with spoilers if anyone cares

AHEM!!! so here is the list:

so first thing first..

1. ghost bee haunting starscream and only starscream

this happens over the course of several issues but here is one example that is admittedly a gag from one of the christmas specials but im trying to use short examples where i can

2. shockwaves face

huge spoiler but: yeah this is him pre purple cyclops era

3. devastator prowl

the constructicons actually start following him around like his personal hype squad after this it is so funny

4. megatron and his anti drunk karate blow

5. cyclonus singing:

now the context for this is that drift (the white and red guy) thought that cyclonus was hurting tailgate and the noice they were hearing was him screaming in pain… nope! singing

and he later learns some earth songs

6. ultra magnus getting blackout drunk after one drink (it was whirls fault)

7. sunstreakers pet insecticon

8. thundercracker becomes a director

again this is kind of a running thing through several issues but there is a whole issue about him directing a movie about starscream and

god i love this dork he is my favorite (ex) decepticon

9. Rodimus

yeah i dont have enough picture space for that one you are going to have to just trust me on the fact that this man does summersaults when entering his own command deck and this is just normal everyday behavior for him

[wxlkstabwalk]

[wxlkstabwalk]

Taps mic.

Hi everyone.

[wxlkstabwalk]

Ahem

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wxlkstabwalk]

This is like, the 5th? time I say this but I can't believe you're still active lmao! Went through old accounts with a friend and we ended up talking homestuck and I went on about old roleplays and stuff. Went through Jack's pups tag and had a big emotional time remembering those kids. Hope you've been doing good. <3 - ParcelBlanche

(Hi hi! Yeah it's been a bit since I been here lol. Nice to hear from you again lol!)

[wxlkstabwalk]

Awwwwoooooooo

[jadeyharls]

oh it has been a bit though so

BARK

[wxlkstabwalk]

awwwwwwwooooooooooooooo

[wxlkstabwalk]

Been a while huh?

So awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[jadeyharls]

so i might kinda sorta be <> with jack now

that is a thing that has happened

[emberoops]

Congrats

also

were you NOT quadded before? no disrespect intended but I was so sure

[jadeyharls]

no we were just friends but it is hilarious how the responses have been along the lines of this or “no shit you two are”

[wxlkstabwalk]

Somehow this was a mystery to everyone but us.

[wxlkstabwalk]

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Long awoo here.

[wxlkstabwalk]

Been away for a bit on this site.

What magical things have I missed all of the sudden?

[jadeyharls]

[jadeyharls]

jack wants me to suffer by making me watch beast wars stream

the dog house :P

Join jade's watch party with 1 other by creating an account on Hyperbeam.

[yifftwiceplz]

ok open call to play 20 questions

rules - reblog this post answering my question - ask me a question - no sexual stuff or trying to pry out secrets or drama just like were all introducing ourselves to the class

question numero uno you know how no matter how often you go to the grocery store youre always almost out of something what are you almost out of right now

[wxlkstabwalk]

I'll bite.

Steak. Dear fucking god steak. You know how much I need a week? Me either because that number is always changing. These kids go through so much of it. Varies by kid too.

Question number two from me I guess if thats how it goes??? Correct me if im wrong.

Favorite sword if you have any?

[wxlkstabwalk]

Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I killed Jade.....

[wxlkstabwalk]

awoooooooooooooooooo