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Jesper: Important question - do you picture the muffin man as a man who sells muffins OR a muffin with a face? Wy and I are arguing

Well?

A man who sells muffins

A muffin with a face

Voting ended onMay 20

jesperrrrr-fahey

Prove me right gang

wylan-thebombguy

You're so wrong about this

I can't even believe this is a conversation

Just told my friends some nostalgic childhood stories and they all got really quiet before one whispered, "I'm sorry".

Like huh???

#wylan speaks

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny because why do you, a grown adult, have beef with me? I'm 4

#wylan speaks

To all the bad dads out there. Know that if you're a bad dad there is a very real chance your child will turn to the worst mob boss they find.

And nobody wants that. Not you. Not the mob boss. Not the kid.

So don't be a dick

#wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wylan speaks

she-posts-nerdy-stuff

One of the (many) things I love about Kaz Brekker is that he actually has a very strict moral code - it’s just very broad and no-one else knows what it is

matthias-helvarrr

That guy wouldn't know morals if it came up to him and stuck a lollipop in his mouth

wylan-thebombguy

No, I think that person has a point.

Kaz has to have a limit. We just don't know what it is

maidenofcrows

Too many jokes about Kaz becoming Wylan’s father figure. Not enough jokes about Wylan and Jesper adopting Kaz. Not in a child-parent way, but more of a feral cat way.

jesperrrrr-fahey

@wylan-thebombguy

Can we?