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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
AFTER HOURS: COMING SOON
Dr Jack Abbot x Dr Juliet Harper (OC)
GENRES:
romcom, medical drama, contemporary romance, fake dating
SYPNOSIS:
After a misunderstanding neither of them bothers to fix, general surgery resident Dr Juliet “Jules” Harper transfers to Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center only to discover that the man she ghosted, a.k.a ER attending Dr Jack Abbot, now works beside her. Their constant rivalry takes an unexpected turn when a destination wedding in the Philippines forces them into a fake relationship neither of them wants (really?). For them, the hardest part wasn’t pretending to be in love. It was pretending they weren’t.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
heavily inspired by anyone but you (2023), minus the cringe sydney sweeney and glen powell sht but this might still be very cringe so just bear with me
2022 | 2026
Nothing's changed....
Kelly Albanese watching her husband whoring himself on Quinn for us:
haven’t stopped thinking about this
friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
anyways if i had an euro for each time a 4 time red bull racing world champion lost the championship to a british driver, i’d have two euros, which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice
the streets will never forget MV1
i have nothing appropriate to say the hound | game of thrones (2011-2019)
when i’m reading an ‘x reader’ and he calls me his pretty girl
dream rotation... but its the hound in every seat
au in which robert, the starks and the lannisters play monopoly instead of going hunting and pushing each other‘s kids from towers.
tyrion implements a tax system to make things more interesting and fights cersei over the cat for a solid ten minutes.
around thirty minutes into the game, catelyn realizes that she has free will and stops paying taxes.
arya and sansa haggle over new york avenue, which ends up being bought by theon. this causes the two to completely cast aside their differences, ally and subsequently start doing everything in their power to make theon‘s life hell.
theon himself is quite severely stoned the entire time throughout.
ned enters horrendous debt pretty much immediately and, after two hours of being financially sucked dry by both cersei and his tax evader of a wife, decides to just place his figurine in jail and never leave.
jon, playing the dog, controls the railroads and makes jaime, playing the ship, go completely broke within minutes. being beaten by a bastard and officially the first to lose the game makes jaime so mad he spends the rest of the evening perched on the family‘s ancestral armchair eating flaming hot cheetos and stifling sobs.
cersei is holding onto her last two dollars and her one house in atlantic avenue like a maniac and evades taxes like it‘s an olympic sport. she claims ownership of kentucky avenue on the grounds that red is her house‘s color at least twice. after three hours, she‘s consumed enough vintage red to kill a large mammal and keeps quoting the art of war. fascinatingly enough, she never goes completely broke.
robert, just as broke and drunk as his wife but not nearly as ferocious, proposes marriage for tax advantages to bran, who is in possession of the boardwalk and lets him dangle on his proposition for two rounds before accepting and feeling like a benevolent god.
sansa sees this and immediately proposes to arya, who accepts, only for them to be sued by their mother for public indecency („you‘re siblings, jesus christ!“). arya argues that this is just a game and that one could argue that robert‘s and bran‘s marital alliance is just as if not even more inappropriate, considering that bran is seven and robert thirtyseven. sansa countersues her mother for tax evasion, who promises she‘ll drop her lawsuit if her daughters let her keep hoarding perverse amounts of wealth. „love wins!“ arya says, which causes jaime, still perched on the armchair but now eating old nan‘s home made whiskey truffles, to hysterically sob. cersei stares him down.
robb, in a rare moment of almost prophetic foresight, excuses himself one hour in and goes on a very, VERY long walk with grey wind.
tyrion, whose tax system has spectacularly backfired in his face, proposes marriage to catelyn, jon and cersei in rapid succession, who all turn him down. „i wish i was the monster you think i am. i wish i had enough poison for the whole pack of you. i would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it.“ he screams before he leaves the table.
at that, joffrey, who has refused to participate and instead sits on the couch playing doom on his nintendo ds, starts hysterically laughing. tyrion turns on his heel and awards his nephew with the bitchslap of the century. this causes cersei to completely abandon the game and chase after him with a broom. catelyn makes sure that everyone is distracted by the lannister antics and then reaches across the table and bags cersei‘s money and properties.
with a heavy heart, myrcella trades arya and sansa one of her limited edition bayala schleich unicorns for park place.
at this point, the game is between the tycoons that are catelyn and jon, the bran-robert alliance, the arya-sansa-alliance, and ned, who is still in jail and watching ice hockey on his phone under the table. that is when catelyn hears rickon gagging and discovers that he, in the absence of tyrion, the self declared bank manager, has managed to eat all bank notes from the box.
rickon gets his stomach pumped, cersei and tyrion have both been arrested, theon is still stoned, arya, sansa and myrcella have wandered off to go play schleich horses, and jon remains at the table, alone, content, and quietly considering himself the winner.
CANON
btw not to be rude or anything, but yuki is p6 in a rb and lawson p16 in a red bull (out of 16 drivers), hope this means to you the same it means to me
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