cmon and slam

welcome to the real jam, kid

[winfieldblue]

🔫🐔

who will stop the tyrannical reign of gun chicken?????

[winfieldblue]

the iron fisted prince shows he is ready for the throne

[shencomix]

Mush

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yurts

[slimetony]

house tents

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

were definitely onto something.

[slimetony]

im actually inside something. my cozy yurt.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

word of the day that somehow isnt from a tim and eric sketch

[slimetony]

ive got two slices of pizza in the fridge if anybody wants some

[slimetony]

if nobody wants it Ill eat it

[slimetony]

going once, going twice

[slimetony]

the pizza is doing a great job of filling the void left by unrequited love and absentee friends. very dleisous

[beanqueen-deactivated20180111]

you know what's liberating???

eating sand

[slab-o-meat]

i love the crunch

[beanqueen-deactivated20180111]

take it from him folks he loves the crunch

[shihlun]

A giant helium balloon bearing the face of an ojisan (middle-aged man) appeared in the sky in Utsunomiya on Sunday, in an event organized by the Utsunomiya Museum of Art to bring artwork to the public outside museums.

The balloon measures 15 meters in diameter and features the face of a man who lives in the city. The man was selected from 218 applicants.

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

[slimetony]

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

[thesinsoferza]

I thought this was kink thing until I realized it was reblogged by staff of tumblr….unless it is a kinky thing…..

[slimetony]

👏 get 👏 your 👏 mind 👏 out 👏 of 👏 the 👏 gutter 👏

[theworstinpeople]

You’ve heard of Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary. Now get ready for New Enemies Junior Cat Battleground.

[mlmdavesprite-deactivated201706]

[princessrhcenyra]

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[watchthefirefliesdance]

[pauladeenandporn]

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

[slimetony]

Visit Original Link

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

randy made a song about two capybaras fucking

[racingmiku-deactivated20180707]

evidence 

[midwest-monster]

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

[shencomix]

Not too late to switch.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[flowerinaflame]

http://www.seacaptaindate.com/browse

[homoriental-deactivated20170121]

This is

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

when i drew 76 in that sweater somebody was like “i like the mask+casual wear combo!!” and i just realized that the alternative is like Extreme Formalwear

anyway i drew this and i cant stop fuckign laughing at it,,,,look at him, this is NOT his look,,,how does he even look so uncomfortable u cant see his face,,,