COCK AND BA'ALS

BREATH OF A SERPENT

[3000s]

all my followers are brought in to me in a little blanket carried by a stork

[cerastes]

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

[comfortable-scarecrow]

it’s…called your funny bone…

[themysticdreambouquet-blog]

that gif tho 

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

This is how human anatomy should be taught

[caspiankingofnarnia]

when ur 5 minutes late feeding the cat

[viktor-vasnetsov]

Alexander Nevsky, 1893, Viktor Vasnetsov

Medium: gouache,watercolor,paper

https://www.wikiart.org/en/viktor-vasnetsov/alexander-nevsky-1893

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

[justlittlefrogthings]

Hold This Ritual Daggers I Promise Nothing Bad Going Happen Bro

[aroacekaiba]

I enjoy the fact that aang refuses to kill is more rooted in "im 12 and a monk" and less to do with "if i kill im just as bad"

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

[rizzietozier]

cheesecake factory

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[upward-bound]

Riding 50 kilometers into the wilderness lead us to this. I think we accidentally discovered a fantasy world.

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[the-last-girl-scout]

[memeguy-com]

Did someone violate my cranberries

[hollowboobtheory]

[henstomper]

new sport: its cricket except steroids are legal and everybody is doing as much of them as possible

[fortooate]

it's called locust

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[back-that-sass-up]

secrets to a long life: eat nazis

[guerrillatech]

[greggturkington]

music make you dig a hole

[anemonequeen-moved]

i am a dwarf and im losing control