fathorse

Graphic/motion designer, writer, artist, likes cats, coffee, & video games

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[smeefy-smoofy]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

[lostinhistory]

‘We genuinely have too many potatoes, I cannot stress enough’: 42,000 pounds of free taters headed to Denver

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

This is the dream

[quibbs]

she's still in my head (minthara) (from house baenre)

[only-cat-memes]

[konoko]

[cognitohazardous]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANT #5362 HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[186px-deactivated20200630]

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[weaver-z]

Concept: horse girl movie where instead of having a horse that’s Damaged With A Heart Of Gold and a Sad Girl Who Needs It we have a horse who’s just batshit crazy who forges a grudging bond with the main character because she’s even batshit fucking crazier

[weaver-z]

Horse: *losing its fucking mind whinnying and charging the girl*

Girl: *whinnies right back, louder*

Horse:

[weaver-z]

Evil Rancher Guy: Mighty fine hawse you got theare, missy

Girl: BACK THE HELL OFF, YOU CAPITALIST BITCH

Evil Rancher Guy: Woah jesus sorry bout that have a good day ma’am

[noah-of-the-dragons]

Rival rich bitch: your horse is so stupid and mad and dumb and should be sent to-

Girl: (tackles rival rich bitch) SHUT UP, THOT!

[weaver-z]

The Rich Bitch in this movie is a dude and the running gag is that she keeps kicking him in the nads and he keeps finding more and more convoluted ways to protect them and none of the ways Stop Her

[dollygale]

this is just the plot of lilo and stitch

[fruitypies]

@mcmissileproof seems like your kind of film

[mcmissileproof]

this is just what having a horse is like in real life

[elodieunderglass]

Killie and Thunder dynamics tbh

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[ozempicofficial]

[eternally-dentheaded]

[shieldfoss]

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

[bucketxyz]

“emasculating” is a euphemism for “demeaning in a way only women should have to suffer”

[hugewoman]

[samfodo]

Help him up wtf!!!!!

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[probuccalfat]

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides

[panther0302]

😂😂😂

[probuccalfat]

why are you replying rn when you could be writing the next great american novel?

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman