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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@fathorse
you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.
cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"
2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
Pebble and sea glass paintings!
Thought I might post these here as well
Twins
If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me
sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull
took me damn near 40 years of being alive to understand that neurotypical people interpret asking clarifying questions before doing a task as you being more stupid than if you simply fuck up the task and say no one gave you the necessary information
Meanwhile, via Bluesky...
And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.
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just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.
op’s tags are so fucking important to me
