I swear every day I block the jjk Twitter porn link post bot and still every day there's a new one. What pisses me off the most is that I don't even like anime, I'm looking for Simon Riley x reader fics.
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I swear every day I block the jjk Twitter porn link post bot and still every day there's a new one. What pisses me off the most is that I don't even like anime, I'm looking for Simon Riley x reader fics.
one of the best thing about masked characters is the mystery.
i don't want them canonically unmasked.
i don't want to see your fancast in the fic tags, especially x reader!
"Oh, this guy is tall, and Ghost is tall! it's totally him! you're wrong if you don't agree with me!" piss off.
that ugly guy from kotsk is not Ghost.
*honestly, Ghost isn't even tall. he's 6'2". that's not as eye catching as the fandom seems to think.
The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing
grocery store customer prototype
i'm not at all surprised i'm into aerion and daeron.
but maekar? and baelor?
you know what, valarr was a cutie too.
what a time to be a targaryen fangirl.
You know, as much the as CoD fandom loves a good age gap fic, there's one iteration I haven't seen. (Maybe it's out there, but I personally don't really like age gap fics, and yet the idea struck me anyway 🤦♀️)
Ghost x Johnny's Daughter!Reader.
You've got his eyes and his grin, his accent, and his penchant for explosives. Ghost, now Colonel, has been in your periphery most of your life. Whenever your mother struggled, he was there to help. Financially mostly (paying rent, groceries, child care, whatever else needed), and rarely the two of them would get together to reminisce over Johnny.
He kept tabs on you but largely stepped out of your and your mother's lives when she remarried. When you enlisted, following your father's footsteps, your mother begs Ghost to keep on eye on you, to make sure you're as safe as possible.
Unfortunately for him, you're good. He sees Soap in the way you clear objectives. The military notices too and it isn't long before you're hitting another milestone set by your father, ranking up.
It's the first time that he says your name and rank, "Sergeant MacTavish," and you grin at him, the scar on your chin pulling up with your smile, that Simon's heart flips. Heat that he hasn't felt in over 20 years igniting a possessive lust in him.
He lost Soap to your mother first, then to Makarov. But he had more power now, over others and over you -- you followed him around like an eager puppy-- he'd made damn sure he wouldn't lose you too.
(He accidentally gives you your callsign. In a moment when you remind him too much of his best friend, "speak English, Soap." Now everyone calls you Soap.)
(Edit: When he fucks you, he calls you Soap. and he isn't even sure which Soap his heart is clinging to.)
at the end of the day, does the reader insert tag still belong to readers, or is it just a front for some OC writers to use it?
Honestly, it doesn’t even make sense to browse that tag on AO3 anymore, it’s completely flooded.
i have a theory that even if readers created a new tag just for themselves, those writers would still take it over, because they can’t stand seeing something that belongs to us.
And they will still flood the tag while they act like Reader-insert is still somehow more cringe than OC fic.
i don’t know why SOME oc writers are so obsessed with using the reader insert tag, seriously.
but I can guarantee one thing: someone looking for stories in the “x reader” tag is the last person who wants to read about your oc
honestly.
I swear OC writers think that people write Reader-insert "just to get hits," so it's ok for them to tag their OC centric fics as x Reader.
lmao! shut up! why are you hating on adrian's mom? she IS adrian! everything you think is endearing and cute about Adrian, we see in that 1 scene she actually shows up in.
She's overbearing and "infantilizing"? Don't hate her for it if you thought the scene where Adrian takes off Economos' pants (WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION!), and kissed him was cute.
She kept talking even when he asked her to stop? Don't hate her for it if you thought the spider facts scene (where Harcourt plainly said no to wanting to hear his facts) was cute.
You actually like that Adrian is "not a sex pervert" and thinks of sex as a way to bond with someone? Well, he clearly got that view from his mom (as she says so in that scene).
TBH it probably is that he doesn't want to acknowledge that he has become his parent. (because who does?)
You think it's cute how dedicated to Peacemaker Adrian is? She's like that with Adrian.
Speaking of dedication, she's a super high level DnD character because Adrian didn't have anyone else to play with. She probably had 0 interest in DnD before Adrian and now she's dedicated to it.
That face she made when Adrian got finished yelling at her, was the exact same face Adrian makes when Peacemaker yells at him in S1. (both in the "it's like i'm looking at a dracula" and "i'm getting this weird feeling that you're angry".)
Adrian treats his mom the same way Chris treats him.
The neurodivergent apple doesn't fall far from the neurodivergent tree. So don't be all holding Adrian up as this ND icon while hating on his mom for the exact same reasons you love Adrian. TBH the ppl wo hate his mom is really just starting to sound like it's because they don't want to fuck her and Adrian gets a special pass because he's hot.
everyone wants to rag on x reader fics, but when they write their oc x canon character, guess what they're tagging it as? x reader!
oc is not x reader! get out of the x reader tag!
Cosplayers are cool and talented and all. But I don't think they should tag their photos as character x reader. That's weird as hell man. The best (and worst?) Thing about "character" is that he's fake. I don't want real people shoehorning in on that fantasy.
Plus cosplayers, especially the cod ones, complain (rightfully) about the amount of inappropriate dms a lot. So putting cosplay pics in the character x reader tag doesn't help that at all.
look i'm a fic writer myself, and i've got to say, we really need to do better by fan artists!
stealing someone else's art then using it for cutesy little tumblr formats and saying "credit to the creators!" is still just....not crediting them.
"I just found it on pinterest!" ok, that doesn't make it any less of a shitty thing to do.
if you're going to use someone else's art to promote your fic, the very least you could do is find out who the creator is and tag either their tumblr or link their twitter (or where ever it is they post their art).
(actually, i think besides just linking their handles, you should even ask them first. but hey, baby steps i guess.)
the CoD fandom is so pearl clutchy about "dark" and taboo fics. i don't think most of y'all would have been able to survive tumblr before the porn ban 😭
when the tag list has more people than the amount of likes. 😑
girl, what even was the point of begging to be tagged if you're not even gonna drop a like?
don't even get me started on the lack comments and reblogs.
stop treating fic writers like content machines.
"tag me in part 2!!!" is all you had to say? not even a reblog. and then where are you when part 2 is posted? not a like OR a reblog 🙄
on top of that, when i answer anon requests, do i get anon thank yous? no, of course not. filling a request only gets me more requests.
STOP TREATING FIC WRITERS LIKE CONTENT MACHINES.
i am no longer taking requests or doing tag lists. that was exhausting and had no reward.
I think that was the most boring finale in the history of television. Nothing happened. There was a lot of talk of what could happen if anyone did anything, but still no action.
S2 had in total 1 good scene.
Wtf was the rest of the season?
Also, I'm so fucking tired of the blacks. Someone tell them their stupid dragon dreams don't matter. In fact, in the great war against the others, humanity would be better off without their dumb ass decendents letting them through the wall. The prince that was promised, who kills the night king, is a stark. Not the half targ half stark. Nope. Just the smallest stark.
i love and hate when a new movie from a fandom i used to write for comes out, and my fics get an influx of notes for it.
like, i can't believe you found my old fics and like them! but also, i was so cringe in 2016, i can't believe you liked them!
I hate the way this show wastes time.
Daemon's drug trip was so boring and did nothing for the plot. Now we're out camping with alicent.
Feel like they just want their biggest actors on screen for a certain amount of time.
Scenes like that can be interesting IF you have the time. But this season is just 8 episodes. Less sleeping more fighting.
You think he walked all the way back to the red keep nakie??