Wangji's Incense Burner

[wyxch]

every day I see your activity, even after so long after my absence. thank you so much. ❤️

[wyxch]

Wei Wuxian probably:

Wei Wuxian: – Why are you still alone?

Lan Wangji: – Because the person I like is incredibly stupid

Wei Wuxian: – And who is it?

Lan Wangji: – His name is Wei Wuxian

Wei Wuxian: – Wow, just like me. It happens so-

Lan Wangji: –

Lan Wangji: – Perhaps I'll just kill myself, that’s the best option.

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Lan Wangji: – Everyone who offends Wei Ying will deal with me

Wei Wuxian: – Hey, I'm not helpless, I can handle it myself

Wei Wuxian: – Everyone listen to me

Wei Wuxian: – Everyone who offends me

Wei Wuxian: – Will deal with Lan Wangji

[wyxch]

Lan Wangji: *warningly tilts head sideways*

Wei Wuxian outside: – Oh nO

Wei Wuxian inside: – Ohh yes fucK

[wyxch]

why not..pleasant viewing

[wyxch]

Lan Wangji: – What is your name? 

Wei Wuxian: – People call me Wuxian, but you can call me tonight))

[wyxch]

Lan Wangji in bed: *spanks, dominates, bites, leaves bruises all over the body*

Lan Wangji in life: *accidentally stepped on Wuxian's leg* OH MY GoD, I'M SO SORRY, IT HURTS YOU, I DIDN'T WANT tO–

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Lan Zhan: *gives a bouquet of flowers*

Wei Ying: AND..?  Now should I spread my legs?

Lan Zhan:

Lan Zhan: Don't you have a vase?

[wyxch]

Ahah..I like this

[wyxch]

*in the bed* Wei Ying: – Punish me..

Lan Zhan *is nervous*: – Get in a corner and think about what you did.

[wyxch]

Why not

Ok i am laughing..

[wyxch]

Lan Wangji: stop smiling so wide

Wei Wuxian: I can't, I'm in love with you too much

Lan Wangji: i can't kiss you

All members of the Lan Sect:

Lan Xichen: 

Jiang Cheng: I'm gonna puke

[wyxch]

wei wuxian: I want to sit on some high mountain

lan wangji, spread legs: sit down