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i overanalyze tv shows and movies

[x3nbingestoomuch]

i might be team jeremiah but but but i’ll die on the team bellyisaredflag hill forever

[now-that-i-saw-you]

The problem with being a fan of a show with Horrible People is having to deal with its fandom hating the female character for the exact same reasons they like the male characters

[x3nbingestoomuch]

if you loved Fleabag, you should try these:

therapy

[mentally-at-home]

[x3nbingestoomuch]

in The Big Bang Theory, sheldon’s meemaw doesn’t like amy and is pretty strict while in Young Sheldon she’s one of the coolest people in the show.

[x3nbingestoomuch]

CAN WE PLS TALK ABOUT NALINI'S ENEMIES TO LOVERS IN S4 I AM LITERALLY SO HAPPY FOR HER

[rainparadefromhell]

"for you i can try"

[lowkeiloki]

im close to a discovery

[x3nbingestoomuch]

two of my favorite shows

[x3nbingestoomuch]

ARGH i know im supposed to hate Barney because he's so mysoginistic but omg when he starts simping for Robin, my heart melts istg

[x3nshit]

i dont want a love like the movies. i want a love like they have in sitcoms. playfully roasting each other. every one teasing us when we're together. slowly becoming best friends. like Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or Jonah and Amy from Superstore, or Phil and Claire from Modern Family, or Ben and Leslie from Parks and Recreation. Movies say 'happily ever after' but sitcoms show you the after. I want a love like the sitcoms

[x3nbingestoomuch]

amy and jonah cutest moments

S1:E1 - when Jonah covers the ceiling with glow in the dark stars so that "this day was different than yesterday" for Amy

S1:E6 - when they're both lying in a pile of teddy bears sharing things about themsleves nobody else in the store knows about

S2:E5 - when they both dare each other to do weird stuff around the store

S2:E7 - when they're both talking in a 1950s Brooklyn accent after making the election guide

S2:E14 - when they destroy valentine’s day decor together

[x3nbingestoomuch]

Would you rather…

go on a date with your ex’s enemy

plant crystal meth on your ex’s enemy in an attempt to get her fired

Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

Cloud 9 edition

[x3nbingestoomuch]

sadly, people would rather go on a date than have an awesome adventure involving Methamphetamine

[x3nbingestoomuch]

i love Dina’s cutesy little racist nickname “Rodriguez” that she has for Amy 😍

[x3nbingestoomuch]

Would you rather…

go on a date with your ex’s enemy

plant crystal meth on your ex’s enemy in an attempt to get her fired

Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

Cloud 9 edition

[x3nbingestoomuch]

idc what anyone says, Bo has to be my favourite side character of all time in Superstore. every one of his scenes were a treat to watch

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

bo quotes i think about at least three times a week:

yo fellas like sinceriously thank you for attending my nuptials and what have you not

you got gang bangers running around, slender man -- whoa oh where is he? you know what im saying? ISISes

heard you got a baby all up in them guts yeah congrats mad props on not getting scooped out choose life yall whats up

cheyanne taylor lee will you marry me? or are you gonna be like a dick about it

theres money? i thought this was like a dare or something. for 20 grand you can put whatever you want in either of us

attention! yall are bitch ass hoes i quit and im keeping the vest! no ok hold on just let me take it off just kidding SUCK IT OHH I QUIT

yo keep this girl away from the ocean! (thats where all the shrimps at)

[x3nbingestoomuch]

if i may add my favourites,

whoa, what if you got her double pregnant?? bet those babies all up in amy's stomach just fighting it out like 'yo baby i was here first watch out POW POW yo gimme that fricking umbilical cord dawg (slurppp noise)

yo what up spouse (chey: where's harmonica?) oh she's at the zoo she's good

hmm idk it's like i wanna be sex positive , but on the other side of the hand, thinking about my wife banging an old couple eughh. and will i get a go on jerusha?

so for real, i've given this actually a lot of thought, it's like there's no government there's no laws and im the head of this rogue murder gang but my best friend is a robot

i dont want your ugle ass brooch

why you gotta be a bitch, cathy

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

when hes talking to a literal fucking ICE agent and is like “you ever find yourself in a situation where youre dating a girl and you realize shes like an immigrant or whatever and you gotta choose between your love and your country? youd choose love though YEAAAAH I CAN TELL” 

[x3nbingestoomuch]

when chey is tryna make him believe that he said no to her for carrying glenn’s baby and he’s like, “wow that’s crazy cause the way i remember it, that never happened at all. it’s funny how perception is, you know what i’m saying” he’s so philosophical i love him

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

green beans are now 1 million dollars!!! (chey scolds him) ....green beans are now the normal price

[x3nbingestoomuch]

completely forgot about the time he said to mateo, "need some glasses for your ears now too old man?"

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

chey: bo doesnt have a lot of work experience but hes a great dad and hes good with people

bo: and i roll the fattest j's so...

glenn: where do you see yourself in the future

bo: ok so future for real ive given this actually like a lot of though its like theres no government there no laws and im the head of like this roving murder gang kinda thing but my best friend is a robot

chey: he means where do you see yourself at cloud 9

bo: im not in this for long term at all you know what im saying? im just here to make some paper then bounce but yo dont tell that to the bozos in charge of hiring

chey: um glenn is in charge of hiring

bo oh cool ok yeah im here for a long time

[x3nbingestoomuch]

"babies they're the best, okay. You can, like, sit em down and write stuff all over them. They cant do nothing about it."

Harmonica really got a W dad fr

[x3nbingestoomuch]

idc what anyone says, Bo has to be my favourite side character of all time in Superstore. every one of his scenes were a treat to watch

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

bo quotes i think about at least three times a week:

yo fellas like sinceriously thank you for attending my nuptials and what have you not

you got gang bangers running around, slender man -- whoa oh where is he? you know what im saying? ISISes

heard you got a baby all up in them guts yeah congrats mad props on not getting scooped out choose life yall whats up

cheyanne taylor lee will you marry me? or are you gonna be like a dick about it

theres money? i thought this was like a dare or something. for 20 grand you can put whatever you want in either of us

attention! yall are bitch ass hoes i quit and im keeping the vest! no ok hold on just let me take it off just kidding SUCK IT OHH I QUIT

yo keep this girl away from the ocean! (thats where all the shrimps at)

[x3nbingestoomuch]

if i may add my favourites,

whoa, what if you got her double pregnant?? bet those babies all up in amy's stomach just fighting it out like 'yo baby i was here first watch out POW POW yo gimme that fricking umbilical cord dawg (slurppp noise)

yo what up spouse (chey: where's harmonica?) oh she's at the zoo she's good

hmm idk it's like i wanna be sex positive , but on the other side of the hand, thinking about my wife banging an old couple eughh. and will i get a go on jerusha?

so for real, i've given this actually a lot of thought, it's like there's no government there's no laws and im the head of this rogue murder gang but my best friend is a robot

i dont want your ugle ass brooch

why you gotta be a bitch, cathy

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

when hes talking to a literal fucking ICE agent and is like “you ever find yourself in a situation where youre dating a girl and you realize shes like an immigrant or whatever and you gotta choose between your love and your country? youd choose love though YEAAAAH I CAN TELL” 

[x3nbingestoomuch]

when chey is tryna make him believe that he said no to her for carrying glenn’s baby and he’s like, “wow that’s crazy cause the way i remember it, that never happened at all. it’s funny how perception is, you know what i’m saying” he’s so philosophical i love him

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

green beans are now 1 million dollars!!! (chey scolds him) ....green beans are now the normal price

[x3nbingestoomuch]

completely forgot about the time he said to mateo, "need some glasses for your ears now too old man?"

[x3nbingestoomuch]

idc what anyone says, Bo has to be my favourite side character of all time in Superstore. every one of his scenes were a treat to watch

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

bo quotes i think about at least three times a week:

yo fellas like sinceriously thank you for attending my nuptials and what have you not

you got gang bangers running around, slender man -- whoa oh where is he? you know what im saying? ISISes

heard you got a baby all up in them guts yeah congrats mad props on not getting scooped out choose life yall whats up

cheyanne taylor lee will you marry me? or are you gonna be like a dick about it

theres money? i thought this was like a dare or something. for 20 grand you can put whatever you want in either of us

attention! yall are bitch ass hoes i quit and im keeping the vest! no ok hold on just let me take it off just kidding SUCK IT OHH I QUIT

yo keep this girl away from the ocean! (thats where all the shrimps at)

[x3nbingestoomuch]

if i may add my favourites,

whoa, what if you got her double pregnant?? bet those babies all up in amy's stomach just fighting it out like 'yo baby i was here first watch out POW POW yo gimme that fricking umbilical cord dawg (slurppp noise)

yo what up spouse (chey: where's harmonica?) oh she's at the zoo she's good

hmm idk it's like i wanna be sex positive , but on the other side of the hand, thinking about my wife banging an old couple eughh. and will i get a go on jerusha?

so for real, i've given this actually a lot of thought, it's like there's no government there's no laws and im the head of this rogue murder gang but my best friend is a robot

i dont want your ugle ass brooch

why you gotta be a bitch, cathy

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

when hes talking to a literal fucking ICE agent and is like “you ever find yourself in a situation where youre dating a girl and you realize shes like an immigrant or whatever and you gotta choose between your love and your country? youd choose love though YEAAAAH I CAN TELL” 

[x3nbingestoomuch]

when chey is tryna make him believe that he said no to her for carrying glenn’s baby and he’s like, “wow that’s crazy cause the way i remember it, that never happened at all. it’s funny how perception is, you know what i’m saying” he’s so philosophical i love him