in which xanxus tries to one-up his future self by fighting without getting up off the couch
“I’m not gonna be made to look like some fuckin punk by some asshole even if it is myself.”
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in which xanxus tries to one-up his future self by fighting without getting up off the couch
“I’m not gonna be made to look like some fuckin punk by some asshole even if it is myself.”
Bel: here comes dat boi! Fran, entering the room: o shit waddup Xanxus: ?????!?!!??
*In the Varia groupchat*
Fran: Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19
Xanxus: Since when the fuck is there a Jared in the Varia
nah, xanxus would be more like “then forget that you know how to read” bc he’s secretly the Meme King™️
I come back on this fucker a year fuckin’ later or some shit and just now realize I should have fuckin’ captioned it:
“Since when could you read?” Or some shit like that, instead I put that dumb shit first caption instead like a goddamn shit-for-brain.
Xanxus should have shot my ass for that. But he can’t. So I’ll do it for him. I’m giving myself a new asshole in the name of Xanxus.
Bel: here comes dat boi! Fran, entering the room: o shit waddup Xanxus: ?????!?!!??
*In the Varia groupchat*
Fran: Sometimes I wish I was Jared, 19
Xanxus: Since when the fuck is there a Jared in the Varia
nah, xanxus would be more like “then forget that you know how to read” bc he’s secretly the Meme King™️
hot take: bel and fran are the only hip ones in the whole Varia, and teach the others how to do the memes. Like, they teach Xanxus to woah and Squalo how to whip
Adhfgdfsgdshg I see your “Bel and Fran teach Xanxus and Squalo memes” and i raise you “Bel and Fran know Xanxus and Squalo are confused as hell and go out of their way to be extra incomprehensible”
And I raise you Xanxus secretly knows how too meme, he’s just saving it for maximum impact.
@ikrose234
I think about it too often.
Almost in every headcanon post with Xanxus there is an idea that he doesn’t use nicknames for his s/o. Actually I think that he will use the sweetest ones in situation where a few people in the room [he, his s/o and someone else] just to make that person uncomfortable. Because nobody will believe you, trash.
“Fucking” can be fucking used any fucking where in the fucking sentence without fucking changing the fucking meaning or compromising fucking sentence structure.
did xanxus write this
MY BOSSBAE ʘ‿ʘ
OHHHHH BOOBOO IS SMILINGGGGGG 😍😍
The Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit
I don't know how I haven't seen this before but it's definitely going on my blog
Some ideas for bad things that are white/light:
lightning, very hot fire
snow storms, ice, frost on crops
some types of fungus/mold
corpses, ghosts, bones, a diseased person
clothing, skin tone, hair, etc. of a bad person
fur, teeth, eyes of an attacking animal/monster
bleached out deserts, dead trees, lifeless places
poison
Some ideas for good things that are black/dark:
rich earth/soil
chocolate, truffles, wine, cooked meat
friendly animals/pets/creatures
a character’s favorite vehicle, technology, coat, etc.
a pleasant night
hair, skin tone, clothing, etc. of a good person
undisturbed water of a lake
the case/container of something important
valued wood, furniture, art
velvet
Think to burn, to infect, to bleach vs. to enrich, to protect, to be of substance.
*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*
the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural
“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”
Reblogging to save this on my blog, ignore this
sometimes u just have a fave that never leaves ur heart
“When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”
— Squalo to Yamamoto at some point
I just remembered 19 and legal to buy blades. Im glad I saw this
I feel like people have forgotten about this
Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”
but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R
#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for
Its not KHR but I fuckin' love this
……bread loaf………………..
Xanxus.
I really like him. He is interesting.
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I hope I can share a pic of Bel that I made- cuz I’m thirsty for him and felt it’s necessary to draw him with his “royal, cold” eyes shown (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。
Beautiful Art Made by @lavihs ♥♥♥
Sweet fuck bel is attractive
Xanxus: I’m giving up alcohol for a month
Squalo: Oh, really?
Xanxus: Wait sorry that didn’t come out right
Xanxus: I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
“Friends are just enemies who don’t have the guts to kill you.”
— Xanxus