a walking contradiction

i'm xav and i like to write about things.

[xavier-parker]

#the face you make when someone eats your food but you're trying your best not to be a dick about it

[rob-anders]

I think that is a honorable death. I mean what better caption to put on your tombstone other than, “dude with the great hair but never admit it” If you’re going to go down, go down like a legend. 

[xavier-parker]

I don’t know how I feel about “Xavier Parker. Writer, Murderer of Food Takers” being on my tombstone though. I mean, I had other plans for my tombstone. I wanted some sexual joke or maybe to throw a name on there like Wayne King. Get it? Get it?

[xavier-parker]

#the face you make when someone eats your food but you're trying your best not to be a dick about it

[rob-anders]

Catch them when they are not looking, or else they will never learn. Eating someones food is dis-respectfulness at it’s finest. 

[xavier-parker]

There has been times when I’ve been tempted to throw a fork at them or something ..but then again, I’d rather not be known as the guy who attempted to murder someone for stealing a few pieces of food. Still, my food. Don’t touch my food.

[xavier-parker]

#the face you make when someone eats your food but you're trying your best not to be a dick about it

..But deep down I secretly want to cut them for eating my food.

[garfieldsource]

[andrewgarfield-daily]

Aug 24, 2011 - Band of Outsiders Summer Event

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

[julian-quintin]

"Oh hahaha,you’re hilarious. I’m offended that that would become your sole mission in life. I’m not as cute as you, so seeing me blush is just creepy."Julian scoffed as he toyed with the bed,eyeing the other mattresses around it when Xavier commended his attention. "Oh… Oh you’re horrible. That just isn’t… I know what you’re doing and it isn’t funny at all.Not even a little. Behave yourself. We’re shopping for our home,remember?"

[xavier-parker]

"I like seeing you blush." Xavier ran his hand up Julian's arm before he quickly drew it away, chuckling to himself as he did so. "Ah, yes. We're in public. I should start behaving, shouldn't I?" Xavier took a step back and eye'd over the mattress before redirecting his gaze back to Julian. "I like this one. I can really see ourselves having sex on this mattress, don't you think?"

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

[julian-quintin]

Heaving Xav swear was somewhat of a turn on for Jules, but it was the last thing that he needed on his mind distracting him.” No, I’m more worried about a group of strangers knowing that you make me blush like some love-sick teenage girl. Other than that, there’s nothing that could ever make me embarrassed when it comes to you.” Julian smiled. “Unless we ever got caught.Oh..so there they are.. Well then.” he chuckled, quickly moving away from the previous topic as he started testing out beds. “This ones pretty firm…”

[xavier-parker]

"You shouldn't say that. I may just have to make it my life mission to embarrass you in public. It probably won't be that much fun for you but at least I'll get a laugh or two out of it." Xav followed in tow and pressed his hand down on the mattress before looking back up to Julian. "..It's not the only thing that's firm right now...but yeah, totally. Let's go with this one."

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

[julian-quintin]

"Wow! Ser-seriously?!" Julian flushed. "You’re hilarious. Very funny, but can you keep your voice down? There are children around here." he said as he pulled Xav closer and covered his mouth. Yanking him in the direction of bedroom furniture, Jules shook his head and hoped the blush would face from his face. "You’re terrible, you know that, right? You wouldn’t act this way if we were in the electronics department right now,I’m almost sure of it. Now, help me pick. Or at least help me find out where they keep the king size mattresses…"

[xavier-parker]

"Are you scared that the whole store that will find out that we're fucking? Talk about a scandal." A playful smile graced over Xavier's lips before he was suddenly yanked forward, a small grunt escaping from his mouth as it happened. "What makes you so sure of that?" Linking his arm with his boyfriend's, Xavier pulled Julian closer to him as the two kept walking. "You never know. I might just be more rowdy in the electronics department. Which will probably suck for you ..and they're over here, idiot."

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

[julian-quintin]

Julian flushed as he laughed, a little embarrassed at himself, but more so that he was being teased about it.”Hey, I had a conservative upbringing, there were just some things you didn’t talk about in public. Although, that hadn’t ever stopped me from doing it in public…” he chuckled, looking at Xav knowingly. “Oh you would love that, wouldn’t you?” he scoffed.” Fine. Yes, we need a comfortable place to fuck, happy?” Julian said, though his voice lowered greatly as he swore.”And I’m not going to have a TV taking all your attention away from me at night, either, so we’re getting a bed. A real bed.”

[xavier-parker]

"So you have a problem with saying those things in public but you apparently have no problem with doing said things in public?" Xavier rolled his eyes in amusement before shifting his gaze back to his boyfriend. "Huh? I didn't hear you. Did you say fuck?" Xav raised his voice up and took a step closer to Julian and continued acting like he didn't hear what he had just said. "Okay, okay. Come on then, pretty boy. Lead the way." 

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

[julian-quintin]

"Xav, you’d spend all our money on a flat screen and a stereo system that would leave us with nothing to even spend on a tent — and I’m not sleeping in separate sleeping bags. Come on," Scoffing, Julian tugged his boyfriend’s hand, pulling him into the department store with a smile. "You know, I’m glad we’re finally doing this. It’s the best gift I could ever ask for this Christmas." he said, pulling Xav closer to kiss his temple."But bed first,so you and I wont have to get rug burn when we’re…you know." 

[xavier-parker]

"Then let's just buy one giant sleeping bag? ..I mean, I'm not sure if they actually exist or not but I'm sure we'll find one." Xavier chuckled, a small smile curving upon his lips as he was pulled inside. "You mean have sex?" Glancing around the store for a second or two, Xav picked up the pace and tugged on Julian's hand as he started walking forward. "Is someone shy about saying the word sex in public? You could've always just said fuck instead."

[julian-quintin]

Javier {IP}

"So where do you want to head first? I think furniture is a must, frankly, but I have a feeling that electronics catalog that was glues to your eyes last night is your way of saying you want to look at TV’s before beds?"

[xavier-parker]

"Electronics are far more important than finding a place to sleep. If push comes to shove, we'll just buy a tent and a couple of sleeping bags."

[andrewgarfield-daily]

[gay-since-1998-deactivated20230]

[jeoonjiwoo-deactivated20210103]

[xavier-parker]

#It's far too late in the night for you to be this adorable

[julian-quintin]

Anything. Any and every thing. Especially if I have you holding things against me to look forward to. I have a few things I’d like to hold you against as well.

[xavier-parker]

Do you now? Maybe you should come over and show me.

[xavier-parker]

#It's far too late in the night for you to be this adorable

[julian-quintin]

I just realized how obsessed with each other we are. We’re one of those couples, Xavier. But I love spending time with you too. As long as you promise to let me treat you for being so wonderful every now and then, I’ll do whatever you say, eat whatever you want, and stay wherever you want me to.

[xavier-parker]

Great, I love being one of those couples. I love spending time with you, I love being around you and all of that other jazz. You'll do whatever I say? You may regret saying that cause there's a chance I'm going to hold that against you.

[xavier-parker]

#It's far too late in the night for you to be this adorable

[julian-quintin]

And I’m not opposed to you cooking for me, but you can’t ban me from taking you out every now and then. What happens when you get bored of staying inside? I can’t have you thinking  I’m not treating you right and run off with someone else, now can I? I have the sweetest, cutest, kindest, most amazing partner in the world and I love showing you off. Can’t I have a little bit of a say? Please?

[xavier-parker]

I'm not banning you from taking me out, you're just going to take a short sabbatical from it. Doubtful. As long as you're with me, I'm 100% I'll never get bored. Besides, being outside sucks. There's other people and I would much rather just spend all of time being alone with you. You can probably have a say on what I can cook for you..but that's about it.