"5th Level..? That Works." My Beloved

I Answer To Shane, Xayk, or Wolf (They/them). Feuled By Milennial Spite And Caffeine. Theme Of The Year: WHERE IS MY SON, NOMURA????. Gaming: twitch.tv/enbywolf

[redstonedust]

always amused by the idea of immortal characters who are older than they look but not by a crazy inhuman amount. like a vampire who got turned at 20 but is currently only 56 or something. people start asking about historical events and theyre like sorry man i dont know anything more interesting than your parents. dating scene is starting to get awkward. worst of both worlds all around.

[redstonedust]

went to the vampire council meeting and the fledglings thought i was weird and cringe because i dont understand 67 memes but the elders wont hang out with me because i don't remember the civil war. they said come back when you lose all sense of time and perspective. fml.

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[dogpuppy]

[zedogica]

[smuganimebitch]

To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior

[smuganimebitch]

The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.

[pokemonarchive]

Pikachu (2021) - Celebrations Illustrator: Mitsuhiro Arita Artwork Origin: Base Set (1996)

[segamascott]

back before western beauty standards got to her 😪

[bovineblogger]

this is what i was talking about by the way

[strawberry-crocodile]

okay but also women's beauty standards also help enforce the illusion of the sexgender binary, yanno? like we see woman and men as clean separate biological categories, and that's easy to understand in large part because our idea of a "man" and a "woman" look different- men are hairy, rugged, have short or sorta dry head hair, have small eyelashes, and did i mention the body hair and facial hair? women have smooth clear skin, no facial or body hair, head hair that's long and well-kept, thick eyelashes, large rich lips... except the qualities i ascribed to "men" are just most adult humans without the work women are expected to do to maintain their appearance; haircare, skincare, makeup, shaving.

a world where women are not expected to do that, where we can have pores and fuzzy cheeks and leg hair and blemishes and dry hair and not be punished for it, it becomes so much clearer how male and female are variations on the same form, categories with fuzzy edges and overlap rather than two distinct boxes with a hard wall between them.

[cryptotheism]

what kinds of "easy" dishes do you like to make? like the kind of food where youre tired as hell but you still gotta cook something

The humble quesadilla is my rock. She is there for me when I need her. Always.

[gaytanic-panic]

Queen do you know about quesadilla discourse?

[cryptotheism]

Enlighten me

[gaytanic-panic]

A t**f blogger on here once told a story where she made a quesadilla for her sisters gf and her sisters gf was like this is so good omg how do you make this? And the t**f blogger, who did not immediately clock that the girl was trans, later was told that and was like "ah yes, I should have known. Men are not taught how to make quesadillas, so of course this man pretending to be a woman wouldnt know how to make one."

And obviously that is not the intellectual peak of t**f thought, but trans ppl on here found it fucking hilarious. The idea of quesadillas as hidden True Female knowledge was just too good not to meme to death. Idk maybe my wife @maidslime can add details

[maidslime]

I mean, you hit it pretty dead on. The terf, who made food for a teenager, used this teen not knowing how to make a quesadilla as an example of "trans women are men cuz men don't know how to cook."

Fun behind the scenes note, the teen knew how to make a quesadilla, but was shocked by the flavor cuz the terf put hummus in it.

Tried searching my archive for memes or screenshots about it, but I think it's so old that it's before I started archiving tumblr stuff.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

I like your cat can I see more of her please

now see her Chillin

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people

[starrmarr-deactivated20260106]

[teaboot]

Hello Mr. Boot, you appear to have been reblogged in sticker form on a city bus in Reykjavík, Iceland

OH MY GOD?

[teaboot]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ICELAND

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Brain go brrr

[needlekind]

this comic is EVERYTHING

[heymacy]

this lesbian visibility week, allow me remind you that it is normal and okay to lust after women. it is okay to want women in a sexual way. wanting to have sex with women as a woman/non-binary person is not inherently shameful or dirty or perverse. as long as you’re not treating women as one-dimensional beings that exist solely to provide you with sex, there is nothing wrong with wanting to sleep with them. wanting to engage in sexual acts with women is not inherently objectifying nor is it wrong. you have no reason to feel ashamed for your sexual desires and anyone that tries to make you feel like you should be deserves a swift kick in the knees

[pekingopera]

Mongolia via PallasDav

[pekingopera]

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