Come on, walk with me.

Hello there! Feel free to ask me anything! 18+

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[icy-pants1]

Thank you! I’ve been forgetting a lot lately…

[100493503004422]

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

[holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated]

You do that every morning???

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

EVERY MORNING.

[youblowuponesun]

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

[jolivet-deactivated20190306]

no son

[you-are-talking-about-this-deac]

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

[sleepybiflinge]

*whispers* Not even Russia

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

[foxanddanapetrie]

RE FUCKING TWEET

[dailypattondoodles]

You don’t realize just how creepy it is until you are the only one not doing it

[catchymemes]

Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light 

The perfect symmetry of this plant 

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole 

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons 

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt. 

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds 

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him 

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer 

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland 

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today 

[ringwaldhaze]

This was so satisfying 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[succubused]

not to be a monsterfucker but this sphinx is…..kinda sexy

[succubused]

ma’am i will answer your riddles any day of the week

[succubused]

sphinx got him

[assassinofroses]

Pretty sure she counts as monstrous lol

[succubused]

oh so we’re gatekeeping monsterfucking now huh

[seelcudoom]

to be fair gatekeeping is kind of sphinxes thing

[humorblr]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[dialmformags]

#i don’t wan to be Too Deep with this#but i always liked this little moment#because Warner is trying to imply that marilyn is a lesser woman than jackie#as if all women are one of two things. and one of those things is ‘better’#but elle seems confused because she just sees them as two women#or at least doesn’t see why marilyn would be ‘worth’ less than jackie#or something like that#and therefore their main difference comes down to something simple#something dumb#and her mind concludes it must be#their hair color#and that might not be what the scene was trying to do at all#but that’s how i see it so#….#legally blonde#elle woods said marilyn deserves just as much respect as jackie (via @kaiayame​)

[stars-n-lighthouses]

I actually think this is exactly the point of the scene. Warner clearly thinks of Marilyn as gorgeous but dumb and Jackie as smart but less sexy. But we’re in this movie from Elle’s point of view. And Elle doesn’t understand Warner’s implication here because, to her, both these women are successful and beautiful and amazing. The only difference is one is blonde and the other is a brunette. 

This scene isn’t trying to make Elle look stupid, because the point of the movie is that she’s not. She’s just incredibly, unabashedly feminine. And Elle’s way of thinking here is right. The main difference between Marilyn and Jackie, that Warner would know of and therefore could be alluding to, that is also something Marilyn and Elle have in common with each other, is their hair colour. 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

This is also a great point because people like to think Marilyn Monroe was vapid and dumb due to her film roles but she was actually incredibly intelligent and also just a great person all around, just like how Elle might seem dumb but is able to get into law school on her own merit. Neither should be underestimated!

[baeb3-deactivated20170518]

grey is just pastel black

[allcops]

In honour of National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, some of our favourite tributes to police from 2015.

[tiktokarchive]

[elitekessusart]

The amount of layering of colors in this video is the reason why I love painting. Like only you see the image and not everybody else can until you finish it. 

[m0rtemos]

whooooooa

[soras-majestic-butt]

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

[aphony-cree]

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

[stamtnek]

this actually makes me very relieved

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruinedchildhood]

“We want diversity, we want intersectional gender parity, we want equal pay.” Debra Messing drags E! while being interviewed on E!

[thekrissychula]

[chillxmami]

still healing from things I don’t speak about

[missinsatiablydelicious]

Just a little friendly information…!

**HOW MEN CAUSE VAGINAL ODORS & BACTERIA**

Men, keep your penis clean. Y’all carry bacteria. To much sperm inside women can cause bacteria. So pull out sometimes!

When your balls are itching, thats YEAST 🍞

Y’all want women to always ride that 🍆, then you need to have your hairs shaved. ✂

Your hair carry bacteria and holds sweat from your balls.

Not wearing the proper boxer size can cause men private area to sweat and chafe. Bacteria will form and multiply because of the heat and tightness of the boxers.

Stop messing with multiple females, mixing fluids throws off our PH balance.

Y’all Don’t have a Primary Care Provider and you need to obtain one 👷👷 take that ass to the doctor!

Men sit up with trichomoniasis 🍞and dont have no symptoms. A woman cant get trich without a man.👫 Wash y’all hands before you rub on the pussy.

Some of y’all nigga’s dont bathe🛁 everyday.

Aint been to the dentist in yrs, bacteria in their mouth, but always wanna eat the cat🐱🛑

Beard not clean, razor bumps infected but you wanna deep sea dive🌊

Listening to Kevin Gates, now yall 👅🍑.

Yall men are just as at fault as the women.

Dont Let these clowns have ya in the circus ladies🙉

THE WHOLE DAMN TRUTH

Copy and paste to help them!!

[curlyheadgurlx-deactivated20190]

Good Tea ☕️!

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

WASH.YO.STANK.BODY.

[darkmcsexy]

Men and women both need to keep hygiene cus we all nasty 😂