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Jason Momoa in Tempted (2003)

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10/18/2016: CLE @ TOR - ALCS G.4

Donaldson’s first HR of the 2016 postseason.

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i was there for this and i absolutely lost my SHIT

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10/09/2016: TOR @ TEX - ALDS G3

Donaldson playing with one of Cecil’s babies and at the same having 0 mercy for my girl parts.

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10 years ago today, on June 23rd 2005, Prince William and Catherine Middleton graduated the University of St Andrews.

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Narry + Coca-Cola Bloopers x

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THE FRANCO LAUGH

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Too cute not to reblog

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain... than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.