Stay Gold.

Edgar\México.

[becomingonewithmybed]

[totalparksandrec]

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[thebootydiaries]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i’m not leaving the house)

[breebunn-deactivated20180414]

Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit

[taquito]

swole is the goal

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[stolentweets]

[stream]

[kuhdeejuh69]

Y’all please don’t make fun of my screams but Robyn Rihanna Fenty tickled my baby on this day, 13th of October in the year of our Lord 2017.

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

I would have died

[drankinwatahmelin]

“Rihanna touched my baby!!!”

[manfuckyopride]

[pam-lovesdeadpool]

That baby is blessed

[proboscismonkey]

Fact: There are not any recorded attacks on humans by proboscis monkeys yet!

[papasmoke]

there have to be survivors for someone to record an attack

[taquito]

have you heard? it's lizard time

ive heard

[majoroserotto]

Lizard time

[stability]

he deserves it

[thetattedstoner]

I'm naturally a chill person just don't come around me with no bullshit

[erarg]

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage