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they/them // This blog contains untagged cr spoilers. Safe until monday/tuesday. This blog aint safe for minors

[49telecast]

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

[the-uncanny-dag]

Some of the ones I've accumulated

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.

Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.

Amazing. Stunning. 10/10

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:

Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.

[princessxombie]

This is cultural exchange done right

[shent-shent]

*in fleabag's hot priest voice* Oh I love it when he does that

[liarsblade]

I literally think about Brennan saying this every single day

[keyofjetwolf]

Look at this King Trash Of Garbage Mountain.

[ajeckaea]

@kittybroker how much for Howard Hot Pocket Thritten the Third, King Trash Of Garbage Mountain?

[kittybroker]

King Trash of Garbage Mountain now coming in for the trashful price of only $2.70!

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[avantgarden-er]

damn [PRONOUN] your pussy is crazy!

the pussy:

[kitty-c4t]

Are you satisfied?

[widogast-ta]

Matt describing what offerings to leave the Allhammer was making me emotional for future Matt 6ish years later:

“The Allhammer really appreciates the process of creation, whether that be crafting or making or forging or whittling or building, the essence of a life creating something outside of itself, beyond progeny of any kind, is, in itself, an act of his joy and will. So whatever you could make, big or small, generally, is considered a good offering.”

[revvethasmythh]

the escalation of "i trip her with my staff" -> "i use mage hand to pull her hair" -> "I throw an unlit firecracker in her face" -> "I shoot her with my GUN"

[revvethasmythh]

"I'm aiming for her ASS. with my GUN"

"this isn't with your crossbow?"

"NO, i am shooting her with my GUN!"

"the one you only have one shot for?"

"IT'S WORTH IT"

[whenastrofell]

Aromanticism does not fit into a lot of people's framework for happiness, and a lot of people have no interest in adjusting that framework beyond adding "but it's okay if people choose to be less happy" next to an asterisk.

[thereweredragonshere]

How can anyone genuinely enjoy hot weather. How do you enjoy having every waking moment being horrible and awful and sticky. How do you go to bed with air so thick and humid that even laying there with bare bedsheets and splayed out in a starfish, you are still generating too much heat to be anywhere near even the concept of comfort and still smile about it. How do you have every species of flying insect invading your house through desperately opened windows and buzzing all up in your shit like the little fucking spacially unaware invertebrate asshole pricks they are and still claim summer is your favourite season. How. How do you do it. How do you find any semblance of a positive emotion when it's anything above 25⁰C at a push. I am miserable. I am planning a trip to the Arctic Circle.

[guerrillatech]

[lacicapatrera]

Via @rajaeen1 in Instagram

if this isn't a great example I don't know what is

[bobbole]

Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian in ivory and coral from Trapani, 1700

[flosgaudium]

"Something in him healed, just the slightest."

Late warmup drawing of Julien's line in episode 14 (3:12:30)

[captain-price-returns]

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

[bigtuna108]

He nailed it