My Mouth Is Full Of Oil

24 | - Xan

[popepauljohn]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[120000-ants-deactivated20210730]

I...

[chongoblog]

[socialmaya]

[arunima]

obsessed with youtubers who just recount the plot and call it an analysis. yeah bro i was there

[natalieironside]

Every few months y'all will be like "Hey you have to check out the cool new Internet funnyman Squeebus he makes hilarious observations and talks about what's really going on" and I'll be like "I dunno, Squeebus just seems like kind of a mean-spirited shit-talker to me" and y'all will be like "No no it's satire" and then about a week after that Squeebus starts posting about how he hates trans women like they murdered his long-lost father or something

[natalieironside]

I wish we would learn to recognize the difference between telling jokes and talking shit because half the time these dudes were never telling any jokes to begin with, they were just talking shit on people you also happened to dislike

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[sielankowy-nihilizm]

Pikachu is giving Raskolnikov vibes

[poisonedcure]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[tf2heritageposts]

if i had a gun like heavy’s, i’d hug and kiss it and use it to kill desantis

[hollyrogerbay]

YADADADADADADADADADADADA

it is surprisingly easy to put ron desantis in source filmmaker. on a piece of spy-shaped wood

[coughloop]

Can you move my white ass to e4

[coughloop]

Thanks

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[milfyspamton]

[amphiboys]

robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[latiphyte]

He didn’t say that.

[aflo]

back in 2012 i looked up heavy on the tf2 wiki and it said his real name was Vodka Drunkensky and i just believed that for at least another two years

[freakshit99]