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[ashleymacleanblog]

“i’m killing myself by thinking too much and too deeply about everything”

— insanity 

[troysonggz]

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[ssylas]

Stupid Boys Hitting On Me: Part I

Had a guy with an ak-47 tattooed on his neck explain to me why being gay was a sin last night.

Guy: “You know after you two are done doing what you’re doing, there’ll always be a part of you left unsatisfied.” Me: “Is that so?” Guy: “Mmhmm, ‘cause only men can make you feel right.” Me: “So men are the best way to go?” Guy: “Men are the ONLY way to go.” Me: “Oh, so you like men too? That’s cute.” Guy: “WHAT-NO-THAT’S NOT-”

I’ve been waiting years for a guy dumb enough to fall for that one.

[ellathehonorarywinchester]

I C O N I C

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

life hack: do ur readings and go to class

[africansouljah]

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[digitalzzombie]

Great! How do I uninstall it?

[covertlydesperado]

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

[natural-selections]

[stromcuzewon]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[mapsontheweb]

Percent of population who describes their state as the “Worst possible state to live in”.

[deadfoxforcutie-deactivated2020]

illinois does that to you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is Montana hiding

[nessa007]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

[whiteislandvalkyrie-deactivated]

Reblog for the best of luck in all your D&D adventures

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[abneigungen-deactivated20160903]

[melisica]

[viralthings]

Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

[feywandererart]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?