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@xfurtrimmed
Leven Rambin
I want you next to me, in my bed, your clothes making friends with my floor. Love me hard enough so we wake up the neighbors.
Nishat Ahmed, Literary Sexts (via trickarrowd)
regnuum:
OPEN STARTER.
‘ nevermind the color; it’s not a human beverage. do you intend to drink it, or criticize it? ’
“Can’t I do both?”
Captain America: Civil War
"Did you know about this?"
"If you do this, they will never stop being afraid of you."
"I can't control their fear, only my own."
"Can you move your seat up?"
"Couldn't you have done that earlier?"
"I hate you."
"Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?"
"Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss."
"First time for everything."
"Made you look."
"Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?"
"I know you're nervous and you have every right to be, but you're lying."
"Do you even remember them?"
"I remember them all."
"How long are you gonna play both sides?"
"Are you incapable of dropping your ego for one god damn second?"
"I'm not the one who needs to watch their back."
"Are you sure about this?"
"I can't trust my own mind."
"So you like cats?"
"How long do you think you can save your friend from me?"
"Well, then... what are you doing here?"
"I didn't want you to be alone..."
"The people that shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me."
"I don't do that anymore."
"Well, the people who think you did are coming here now. And they're not planning on taking you alive."
"That's smart. Good strategy."
"It always ends in a fight."
"Shit! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!"
"You seem a little defensive."
"Well, it's been a long day."
"Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop!"
"Who's speaking?"
"It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."
"Are we still friends?"
"That depends on how hard you hit me."
"Give me back my ____!"
"I said I would help you find him, not catch him."
"What's up tic-tac?"
"I can do this all day."
"Ugh...what time zone is this?"
"Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth."
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
sex+romance headcanons!
Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.
🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
undead-potatoes:
Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our muses
Me:
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A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC / A GATHERING OF SHADOWS by v. e. schwab sentence meme.
❛ I’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still. ❜
❛ After all, you can kill people, but you cannot kill magic. Not truly. ❜
❛ Impossible. What a useless word, in a world with magic. ❜
❛ Everyone thinks I have a death wish, you know? But I don’t want to die – dying is easy. No, I want to live, but getting close to death is the only way to feel alive. And once you do, it makes you realize that everything you were actually doing before wasn’t actually living. It was just making do. Call me crazy, but I think we do the best living when the stakes are high. ❜
❛ You have two faces. One you wear for the world at large, and the one you wear for those you love. ❜
❛ Everyone’s immortal until they’re not. ❜
❛ It is as it is. It cannot be undone. So please, be grateful, and be done with it. ❜
❛ The thing about freedom? It doesn’t come naturally. Almost no one has it handed to them. I’m free because I fought for it. ❜
❛ I know you can do this. I know you can hear me. Stay with me. Listen to my voice. ❜
❛ Maybe you just got a taste of what it really means to be alive. You almost died. So now you know what it feels like to live. To fear for that life. To fight for it. And once you know, well, there’s no going back. ❜
❛ You made a mistake. Everybody makes them. Even me. I’ve made many. It’s only fair that you made one. ❜
❛ I did only what I had to do. If I could have given my life for yours, I would have. ❜
❛ A kiss for luck. Not that I need it. ❜
❛ I know. I know what and who you are. What will you do? Kill me? ❜
❛ Why am I the only one in this fucking world to be held accountable for my actions? ❜
❛ Aren’t you afraid of dying? ❜
❛ I’m sorry. For whatever happened to you. For whoever hurt you so deeply that you see things like friends and fondness as weapons instead of shields. ❜
❛ You know so little of war. Battles may be fought from the outside in, but wars are won from the inside out. ❜
❛ Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole world down. ❜
❛ I am going to cut that smile off your face. ❜
❛ It hurts. More than dying ever did. There are days when I feel like I deserve this. ❜
❛ Death doesn’t scare me. Not nearly as much as the idea of wasting a perfectly good life in fear of it. ❜
❛ You’re always so eager to slash and stab, why couldn’t you have stabbed him. ❜
❛ Which is it, huh? You’re angry at me, or worried about me, or happy to see me? Because I can’t keep up. ❜
❛ Wouldn’t it be amazing, if we got away with it? ❜
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@xfurtrimmed replied to your post ““I breathe drama like oxygen.””
“Don’t sound so judgmental. Try to enjoy this for what it is.”
❛and what is ‘this’ exactly?❜
“Haven’t you ever watched a boxing match, darling?”
look at these cuties so precious so pure
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i want to be good. and do good. and be nice to people. and make people happy. and have good and healthy relationships with people. i want to learn to forgive and i want to understand other people. i want to be loved and adored and i want to love and adore
sparkystarsmore replied to your post: “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.” (aka the most jono thing to utter...”:
He is TWITCHING.
i’m p sure she does it just to creep people out at this point