Carry on smiling

31 🌿 Any Pronouns 🌿 Photographer 🌿 Casual Cosplayer 🌿 Carpenter 🌿 🇩🇪🇺🇸🇯🇵🏳️‍🌈 🌿 I’m not small. I’m concentrated badass.

[memewhore]

Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

[tenitchyfingers]

“We chose the term “asexual” to describe ourselves because both “celibate” and “anti-sexual” have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. “Asexual”, as we use it, does not mean “without sex” but “relating sexually to no one”. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.”

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

[don-tmakemepoisonyourfood]

If I had a nickel for every time an ethereal being realized they're in love with the person they've been dating for centuries but still refuse to acknowledge as their friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that Neil Gaiman did it twice.

[xgauchex]

What’s up, bitches, I didn’t log into Tumblr for… uuuuh… two years

[the-button-harlequin]

So like, I actually LIKE it when characters make bad mistakes and I LIKE it when they try to justify their poor decisions and I LIKE it when sometimes even they don’t know why they did something. As long as it’s IN CHARACTER I love that shit. So fucking human. So fucking relatable.

[thelovewittch]

How could you ever be broken?

[ironwoman359]

Every person on the planet should see this

[everythingfox]

Good and pure

[xgauchex]

𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓈, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊

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Pretty sure the full version of this photo of my fiancé @sheto and me would get flagged, so I made do ✨

[iguanamouth]

a mess

[itastemetal-deactivated20200404]

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

[revretch]

Somehow never saw this comic from you before!!! God if this isn’t exactly how I feel :(

[sushinfood]

Childhood abuse and trauma can turn you into a people pleaser who builds your self worth solely on how much you do for others. Please treat 2020 as the year you help yourself.

[pyreo]

gender weirdos be like

‘if your chromosomes are XY you are a man that’s it, nothing changes it, you’re a man forever’

but then at the same time be like

‘if your son touches too many pink things he WILL become a girl instantly’

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

[sevenelevenprophet]

Reblog to save a gay

[orsathesimurgh]

Trust me, I’m an engineer

[Crowley invented the first nebula by accident. Nobody noticed]

[crow--teeth]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

[elven-child]

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

get pissed

get stressed

experience negative emotions

cry

feel rebellious

be done with everyone’s shit

be too tired for anything

feel overwhelmed

need to be comforted

get furious and demand to be taken seriously

[gaylorswift]

Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[rrhaes]

feels loved

[humanityinahandbag]

I love how the Good Omens fandom as a collective whole looked at a swankering, leather wearing, tight jeaned demon who blasts rock and roll from inside his vintage car speckled in fake bullet holes and then did a 180 and looked at the bumbling bookseller and they all pointed their fingers at the latter and said “him. he’s the kinky one.”