this is the diary of a tattooed sad hoe

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[xhayleedx]

"How do you read smut??"

With one hand

[xhayleedx]

[xhayleedx]

When they say "stopwatchinggaymenkiss" but that's not my name so I'm chilling 🤷‍♀️

[xhayleedx]

"Why are you covered in tattoos?"

"Never put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.."

Who said I was a Bentley?

[tetsur0-1]

How i be reading smut wth a straight face in bed

[kisscoabbot]

hearing shawn hatosy whimper like a fucking loser from a KISS while explicitly describing how bad he wants to fuck you just gave me 10 more years of life HE IS A WHOREEEEE YOUR HONOR

[hotdocsandcowboys]

all shawn hatosy characters eat pussy like it's their job, so jot that down

[dorcaswh0re]

best tag i’ve ever seen is ‘jack abbot eats pussy like a man starved’ never been so real after hearing episode 2

[xhayleedx]

It’s not a cliter-me it’s a cliter-us ♥️

[xhayleedx]

He said the littlest things make him happy so I pulled out my titties.(.)(.)

[xhayleedx]

My daddy issues tell me to hold on to love whenever and wherever I can get it but my mommy issues tell me they're just gunna abandon me anyways...

[xhayleedx]

I hate mixed signals. Like do you wanna lick taco bell sauce off my titties or leave me on read for a few hours??🤷😅

[xhayleedx]

If this virus gets anymore toxic I may just try to date it... 👀

[xhayleedx]

So you're saying I can't eat sonic onion rings off your dick as a friend??

Wack, Bro!!

[xhayleedx]

Scientist say that Graphene is the thinnest thing on the entire planet, but they clearly haven't discovered my will to live...

[xhayleedx]

I like guys that look like the human version of a new port cigarette🚬

[xhayleedx]

I just want a skinny white boy with long hair and looks like he eats cigarettes... Is that to much to ask???

[xhayleedx]

It's always how fat is your ass but never how is your fat ass😢😢