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[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: PLEASE, I am BEGGING you, focus on this ONE SINGLE THING so I can get this done!

My Thoughts:

[cptsdofficial]

me resisting the urge to ask people if they still like me

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: *feels random pain in body*

me: kill me

[ghostsandgoblins]

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[etica]

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

[adhighdefinition]

me: i’ll get to it when i’ve the energy for that me @ myself: but you never have the energy for anything

me again:

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

the future

[baracknobama]

[white house phone rings]

blue ivy: hello?

secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.

blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance

north west: hey blue

blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?

north: good, good, how’s dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?

blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?

north: i can’t, we have to administer the anti aging serum that’s keeping nicki minaj alive forever

blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?

north: that’s classified but yes.

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

This is the future the liberals want

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

when u at bible study but u still gotta show the folks that ur with the shits

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[crab-withaknife-deactivated2025]

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[turing-tested]

since it’s pride im just gonna go ahead and say it; god i love titties

[twinwaterfalls]

girl: *has short nails*

me: soo.. gay or guitar?

[kelagon]

*fingers crossed and muttering*

please say both, please say both

[tastefullyoffensive]

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This is how I want to go.

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

An entire universe. Once and for all.

[thebootydiaries]

White boy with lips and a fade: I ate a tide pod 😂

White girl who probably owns a horse: LOOOOOOL CALUMMM SNKSHSKSNKD STOPPP LITERALLY I CANT LMFAOOOO THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW U 😂😂😂😂😂