I’ve Written Songs —

In the dark in the dark in the dark; -indie, Kas theory Eddie Munson rp blog- horror and dead dove heavy , MDNI side blog to more-things-in-heaven-hell ; fandomless but ST heavy own lore and HC heavy . Loved by Kas- Mun is 31+

[xhell-fanged-firex]

{Used to be afraid — of the Dark of the dark of the dark—}

I’ve felt inspired —- }

[ Indie Canon divergent/Fandomless Vampire/Kas Eddie Munson from stranger things| Slow to Medium activity ||

I NSFW, 20+ only/Dark themes present Para/novella/oneliners]

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[xhell-fanged-firex]

“You look lost. Need some help?”

—— Was He lost ..?—-

To be lost you had to be missing from where you were from— but he wasn’t all to sure where he was from in the first place .

He woke up in the dark— vines around his body — dead beings strewn at his feee — and a voice calling him in closer — before he could stumble his way further — something opened up a hole in the wall and he was sucked in and found himself ——- in a place of red ?

Maybe he was lost ?

Kas … his name he had a name ? Yes Kas the word echoed in his mind .

He was sooo thirsty .

He looked at the being before him with a hunger—- “…. Lost?.” He rasped .

[mcflymemes]

TRANSFORMERS (2007) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil.

a driver don't pick the car. the car'll pick the driver.

it's a mystical bond between man and machine.

i'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.

we were already too late.

oh god, five months of this.

that's got to be a mistake. check again, then recheck.

wow, we made one good-looking kid.

if you can hear me, i love you and i'll be home soon.

hold your fire! stand by to engage!

i need a key, it's locked!

sorry, i got a lot of stuff.

so that's the story, right?

sleep in fear tonight.

look, can you do me a favor?

you think that's funny?

i don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing.

obviously you're wondering why you're here.

as far as we know, there were no survivors.

no one's taken responsibility for the attack.

i got the car, now i need the girl.

i don't like footprints on my grass.

please for the love of god, drive safely.

i think it saw me. it looked right at me.

how far do you live from here?

are you sure we're invited to this party?

just don't do anything weird, all right?

you know, i thought i recognized you.

i was researching a book i was writing.

i called shotgun.

i can't believe that i'm here right now.

i'm a friend of yours. i'm not a romantic friend. romantic friends do this.

i think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you.

we will hunt down this enemy.

i'm in the cargo hold.

whatever they want, they are getting it.

that's our first priority.

don't ask me questions, all right?

i didn't see you standing there.

what the heck was that?

i don't know how to thank you.

i'm in the middle of a war!

this is my private area, my place of zen and peace!

don't you want to see something classified?

i can't do this!

listen to me! you're a soldier now!

you got to go.

no, i'm not leaving.

we will protect you.

she's a criminal, and criminals are hot.

i'll drive, you shoot.

there is nothing on earth that complex.

i'd do what he says. losing's really not an option for these guys.

you know what i don't understand?

we have your visual.

please tell me you copy.

what the hell was that?

what do you mean, what am i talking about? they shot at us!

you see this? this is a "do whatever i want and get away with it" badge.

i'm gonna lock you up forever.

you have to accept that there are certain things you won't understand right away.

oh my god. where do i go?

is it fear or courage that compels you?

i ask the questions around here, not you!

where did you take my parents?

you are the strangest boy i have ever met.

i can't believe that i'm here right now.

i guess i just have a weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and really big arms.

hey, that's my car!

my car's been stolen! i'm in pursuit!

these things just don't die!

what is your problem, [name]?

please for the love of god, drive safely.

wow. you are so cheap.

you're not taking my son.

i thought you said that thing was dead!

you're not gonna get me!

yeah, this isn't going well!

so what are you guys doing here?

why are you so sweaty and filthy?

we heard you talking to someone.

would you stop with the lights?

who's gonna drive you home?

you come to see me?

i was wondering if i could ride you home... i mean, if i could give you a ride home.

we are dealing with a highly effective weapons system, one that we have not come across before.

you know, i think that if there really was some kind of alien infestation, the government would be the first to tell us.

[rpclefairy]

first meeting sentence starters.

send one to have our muses meet for the first time.

“Sorry, were you just talking to me?”

“I think you dropped this.”

“You look lost. Need some help?”

“I don’t usually talk to strangers, but…”

“You’re sitting in my spot.”

“Whoa! Careful!”

“We’ve never met, right? You seem familiar.”

“Is that seat taken?”

“Sorry, I think I just spilled something on you.”

“You’re blocking the doorway.”

“Were you just staring at me?”

“Excuse me, do you know the time?”

“Wait — are you the person I’m supposed to meet?”

“I’ve been sent to find you.”

“Please don’t be alarmed, but I think we have the same bag.”

“Do you work here?”

“I’m fairly certain that’s mine.”

“You’ve got something on your face.”

“Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”

“Do you know the way to ___?”

“You’re hurt. Do you need help?”

“That’s a fine ___ (cloak/hat/book/etc.). Where did you get it?”

“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”

“You look like you could use a friend.”

“I think your dog just stole my lunch.”

“Hey, you dropped your coin purse.”

“I think we’re stuck in here together.”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to overhear, but…”

“Are you the new neighbor?”

“First time in town?”

“I’m not sure if this belongs to you, but…”

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I’ve been hearing a lot about you.”

“Do you mind if I join you?”

“I think you’re in the wrong place.”

“You seem… out of place.”

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but are you following me?”

“That was a close call.”

“Not to alarm you, but someone’s watching you.”

“Mind if I walk with you?”

“You look like you’re in trouble.”

“Was that your doing back there?”

“You don’t look like you’re from around here.”

“That was impressive. How’d you manage it?”

“I’m guessing you’re not here by accident.”

“Do I want to know what just happened?”

“You might want to keep your voice down.”

“Is it always this strange around here?”

“I have a feeling we’re about to become acquainted whether we like it or not.”

“Looks like we’re in this together now.”

[rp-memes-cafe]

Send “©” for a muse fact

[toktopus-art]

i just know kas!eddie would be so dramatic

[shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar]

iconic

[cdpdoodler]

randomly remembered the Kas!Eddie theory out of nowhere and while I was pleased to find there's quite a bit of fan work for it but none of it is exactly the dynamic/scenario I was imagining

ideally for me I think there's a lot of potential in Eddie being made inhuman, but I think it'd be REALLY FUNNY if he was wayyy too hyped to LARP about it. like. no longer has a lot of moral objections to killing/terrorizing/kidnapping his friends/literally anyone but ONLY if Vecna refers to him in character.

Vecna: "good job Eddie now you just have to-"

Eddie: "huh? what? Are you talking to me?"

Vecna: *long, belabored sigh.* "Kas the Bloody Handed, would you kill these humans in the name of your lord Vecna."

Eddie: "hell yeah >:D"

also. please show him interacting with Henry/Vecna more. or Dustin PLEASE!!!! Steve is cool and Yes Parallels but pls...

[whathehonestfuk]

Kas Eddie should be able to do airplane ears

[alvivaarts]

my therapist: bat boy eddie isn't real and he can't hurt you me: what if he is and i want him to

[safk-art]

Happy Halloween!

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[2jihiir0]

be careful what you wish for .. 🦇

[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ RANDOM SOFT, COMFORTING, KIND, CARETAKING ACTION PROMPTS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT. SEND "REVERSE" TO SWITCH THE ROLES OF SENDER AND RECEIVER.

SENDER tucks RECEIVER into bed for the night.

SENDER pulls a blanket higher over RECEIVER'S shoulders.

SENDER presses a cool cloth to RECEIVER'S forehead.

SENDER brings RECEIVER a glass of water without being asked.

SENDER sits at RECEIVER'S bedside until they fall asleep.

SENDER smooths the wrinkles from RECEIVER'S sheets.

SENDER brushes RECEIVER'S hair back from their face.

SENDER warms food for RECEIVER and sets it within reach.

SENDER helps RECEIVER change into clean clothes.

SENDER bandages RECEIVER'S hands carefully.

SENDER stays awake so RECEIVER doesn't have to be alone.

SENDER offers their shoulder for RECEIVER to lean on.

SENDER rubs slow circles into RECEIVER'S back.

SENDER adjusts the pillow beneath RECEIVER'S head.

SENDER carries RECEIVER'S bag when it gets too heavy.

SENDER holds RECEIVER'S hand through the pain.

SENDER wipes dirt from RECEIVER'S face.

SENDER helps RECEIVER sit up gently.

SENDER drapes their coat over RECEIVER without comment.

SENDER reminds RECEIVER to eat.

SENDER cuts food into smaller pieces for RECEIVER.

SENDER cleans blood from RECEIVER'S skin.

SENDER steadies RECEIVER as they stand.

SENDER keeps watch while RECEIVER rests.

SENDER ties RECEIVER'S shoes for them.

SENDER holds RECEIVER when the shaking won't stop.

SENDER presses their forehead to RECEIVER'S

SENDER helps RECEIVER bathe.

SENDER changes RECEIVER'S bandages for them.

SENDER keeps RECEIVER warm through the night.

SENDER sits with RECEIVER so they doesn't feel alone.

SENDER carries RECEIVER when they can't walk anymore.

SENDER hums softly to calm RECEIVER.

SENDER shields RECEIVER from prying eyes.

SENDER braids RECEIVER'S hair to keep it out of the way.

SENDER wipes tears from RECEIVER'S cheeks.

SENDER keeps a hand on RECEIVER'S back in the crowd.

SENDER wakes RECEIVER gently.

SENDER helps RECEIVER breathe through the pain.

SENDER brings extra blankets when RECEIVER starts to shiver.

SENDER waits outside while RECEIVER gathers themselves..

SENDER holds RECEIVER until sleep finally takes them.

[zachrp]

ᝰ🚬 𝚉𝙰𝙲𝙷𝚁𝙿 .ᐟ ANORA (2023) PROMPTS. CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SOME MATURE THEMES MAY BE PRESENT.

you're going to prison.

every single day you're doing better and better.

well, i'm gonna miss you.

who gave you permission?

i hope you had fun this week.

pleased to meet you.

oh, no, i am not going fucking anywhere.

they fucking do this every day.

i'll be there in ten minutes.

he just called me a hooker?

i've been working since i'm 16 years old.

well, i'm his fucking wife, so i do think i have a say in it.

yo, what do you want?

do you still talk to your family?

can you shut the fuck up, please?

shame on you!

now get the fuck out of my house.

yeah, i'm not interested in conversation, dude.

why did you bring that?

you work in a cool place.

can i sit in the front?

this car is very you.

in fact, i think i'm probably already pregnant.

you fucking bitch, you broke my nose!

it's nice to come back.

we have to talk.

he's probably not lost, perhaps he is kidnapped.

i don't even know what is going on here.

let's go apeshit on this fucking casino.

it is now my great honor

this is a real marriage, and i'm not getting a divorce.

bitch, don't die on the job.

you guys can just, like, eat whatever the fuck you want.

you hit the lotto, bitch.

bedroom's upstairs. let's go.

what do you know about driving? what do you know?

he came out of the bathroom one time, and he didn't zip up his fucking pants.

so you want to get married to me, you want me to be your little wifey?

i have shit to do, okay?

you fucking asked for this.

fucking psycho. fucking untie me.

i don't want to fucking sit next to you. i'm not getting back there with you.

do they know you do this?

what? are you making fun of me?

if you don't stop, i will tie you up!

very cozy, right?

you're not tying me up, motherfucker!

i'm not a fucking prostitute, you fucking piece of shit.

you are fucking pathetic, man.

did you pick up milk?

you are the fucking best.

is everything okay?

what's wrong with you? look at me.

chill out and come here, you know?

i am gonna fucking tell him.

you want to go to the atm right now?

mm.. don't fuck around.

your parents are on their way!

get the fuck away from me, please.

mm, so welcome to my humble abode.

oh, my god, we're gonna get into a fucking car accident with you driving like that.

you're a hard worker?

she threw the candlestick at me.

you like that?

no, i am not giving you my phone.

can i have some privacy, please?

where are you going?

i got it, i'm already embarrassed.

i love my husband, and i plan on being with him forever.

you want to talk about it now?

what the fuck are you waiting for?

you don't have cash? let's go to the atm.

can you fucking tell this guy to untie me?

baby, this is very important.

i'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever.

i need your phone for one second.

what the fuck are you doing?

you want to put this on?

you're funny.

what, you afraid of this little girl?

my parents are fucking crazy!

these fucking guys don't know their place.

yeah, your family is fucking trash.

are you the boss? you're the fucking boss?

what are you doing? don't do that.

this is not allowed, but i like you.

wait, are you leaving?

oh, stay jealous, babe.

who the fuck is this guy?

i don't see anyone.

parents usually want their kids to get married.

i don't know who that is.

you're going to cost me my job here. please.

i don't check in on you for two weeks and you go and marry a prostitute!

okay, i need you to cooperate. i'm begging you.

just shut the fuck up.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

i'm having a party, new year's party, and you have to come.

i might have to work that night.

whoo! i fucking love that place.

i think she broke my nose.

yes, let's get married.

it's fucking cold.

who's the birthday boy?

turn on the music!

he wanted to get married, he put a fucking ring on my finger.

why are you being rude?

oh, i think i love you.

we're two grown men here. are you out of your mind?

so, what are you looking for?

i helped you find him, so let me fucking talk to him.

do you want to blow us up?

you want to take your clothes off?

get the fuck out of my fucking face.

expecting guests?

we are having a family discussion.

does your family know you're here?

get the fuck off me!

it's like, if you can't zip up your fucking pants after you take a piss, i don't trust you with the music.

you are beautiful.

do not fucking touch me!

are you fucking kidding me?

you'll get cold if you don't cover your neck.

i'm trying here, asshole.

i bet you like this, huh?

would you want to be exclusive with me?

they can't just fucking come in here like that.

don't people get married in vegas?

we are married. they're gonna have to accept that.

yes, we married and we're doing fucking great!

where is your phone? can you please give me your phone?

excuse me, i have to get dressed.

this is good news, right?

what? did you not hear what i said?

you calm now? you gonna behave?

you waiting for someone else?

slow down, you'll break my leg.

are you stupid?

he was really weird.

when will we meet your parents?

are you suicidal or something?

don't fucking tease me with that shit, okay?

are you happy?

are you killing her?

well, i can't spend too much.

yesterday was my birthday.

how am i gonna get rid of this smell? huh?

no, i'm not going anywhere.

do you like it?

do you see this shit?

you do not love him, and he doesn't love you. you understand? that's in your head.

you've been bitching and moaning this entire fucking car ride about a little fucking scratch on your face.

did i ask for your fucking opinion?

you can touch me. it's okay.

i'm glad i broke your fucking nose!

fuck this shit. i didn't sign up for this.

we're leaving. you good?

you're killing me.

why do i always have to repeat myself with you?

you're in big trouble, brother!

you're the biggest fucking pussy i ever met.

why are you just fucking standing there?

we're running around all night and this fucking guy is here getting his rocks off.

want something to drink?

i'm really big drug dealer.

keep your opinion to yourself.

it's not funny, man.

i fucking dare you.

you mean i have to wait?

i hate this bitch so much, i want to vomit when i see her face.

you know, we should do it again sometime.

you know, he fucked me much harder than he fucked you.

we have to fix it together, you understand?

don't you dare laugh.

i shared my playlist with him, and he was very rude and dismissive.

what the fuck, man? are you fucking kidding me?

be a fucking man and talk to me!

look at me, baby.

oh, you are so fucked.

here's to having a hard dick and lots of money.

we got married!

are you drunk?

i don't know where are we going, but we are going.

did you lose your fucking mind?

what is happening? somebody talk to me, please!

let me go, you fucking asshole. goddamn fucking bastard.

you know that bedroom you've been fucking in? that's his parents' room.

you can take everything you want.

bet you've never seen one of these before, have you, huh?

he said i looked like his 18-year-old daughter.

you know what, i'm so sick of your generation, man.

why do we have to leave the house?

how much money is that?

i am not fucking around.

we don't give meaning to names.

does that, like, sound weird?

if we haven't found him by now, we are not finding him.

happy fucking birthday, i guess.

take another fucking step, motherfucker.

no, we're done. get the fuck out of here.

i'm not sitting next to this fucking psychopath.

she's fucking hot, man.

i want to make an offer.

you think you can enter my house like this?

it's so wonderful to finally meet you.

we got ice cream.

i bet you get off on this.

that's fucking disgusting.

we are going to fucking vegas.

you know, i really hope you find your happiness one day.

i'm having your ass fired! you're dead for this!

will you marry me?

what do you plan to do with that?

we're not fucking done talking.

i certainly hope you're lying,

hello. hi.

he's an asshole.

can you sit on your hands for me?

want to get some drinks?

let's go get you some cash.

oh, i am not going fucking anywhere.

you're thinking this little shit betrayed you. well, guess what, he betrayed me, too.

just don't break anything, man.

you see the shit that i have to deal with?

i have an emergency. sorry about that.

time to break this bitch. let's go.

by the way, you can't find blow like this in moscow.

any information would be greatly appreciated.

what do you want from me? do you want me to apologize?

you are the fucking psychopath.

what the fuck?

are you doing this on purpose? what the fuck, bro.

i have no fucking pants on.

hey, listen to me. hey! it's your fault!

that's fucking hilarious.

i want to ask. do you work outside the club?

do not give me that bullshit. you don't love him.

get the fuck out of my way.

can i bring someone?

i am fucking with you, dude.

your tits look amazing.

what are you laughing at?

i can't believe you went running like a fucking baby.

go away from my room!

i'm calm. i'm not gonna do anything. i'm not gonna run away.i just want to know what is going on.

you were right.

i know what you're thinking.

give me a cigarette.

if you touch me again, i will fucking scream.

tell him, because i don't want to.

we should call the fucking police or something.

no, no, no. i'm not walking down there.

right, my father sent you. are you kidding me?

i feel like i have a concussion or something.

someone fucking tell me what's going on.

do you see what i've been dealing with?

you fucking relax.

having fun?

oh, you want to fucking go?

it's fucking freezing.

are you available tonight?

i am not giving you the fucking ring.

you know me so fucking well, babe.

why haven't you answered any of my fucking calls?

i bailed you out how many times? huh? how many times? and you do this to me?

me and my wife need some privacy.

you're so classy.

that's a fucking great husband you have.

you can sit right there, okay?

i told you it's a fucking bad idea.

dude. what the fuck. i'm busy!

you are fucking insane.

i don't want to talk about it right now.

i said it's 'cause your son's a fucking pussy.

time is money, baby. get a roll on it.

if you think for a second this is gonna be allowed, you're dead wrong.

you're a fucking bitch.

what is that? is that a butterfly?

[toktopus-art]

who needs season 5 when you can make your own season 5

anyway this is what they were looking up at trust me

[kwistowee]

Guys, Dustin planned to honor Eddie on this stage for MONTHS. Post Vecna, he intentionally dove back into school and academically excelled in every way possible. He guaranteed he would be on that stage with a microphone when he graduated.

Dustin long-conned the system just to spit on it. For Eddie. He worked his butt off to became valedictorian so he could throw things back in Higgin's face the way Eddie never got to.

Way to go, Chaos Gremlin Jr.! Eddie would be proud.

[xhell-fanged-firex]