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[noxlotl]

“Therapy” session

[maisonrubis]

beware the ides of march

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar 

[rat-bastard-king]

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action 

[cynassa]

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

[annebonny42]

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

[falling-enthusiastically]

I was this close to making rfth angst and then I decided to make something silly instead :p

[effable-as-f]

When AJ just dropped that his character has had multiple wives who have all died this way

[spikeface]

sciles-love for @scottappreciation

[whimsicalfairytales]

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Obligatory stab Caesar gif reporting for duty 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

[street-of-mercy]

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[sugurugetos]

The Adventures of Merlin — BBC MERLIN (Part 1)

[demigod-incorrect-quotes]

The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

[valverii-deactivated20251111]

[ wild life spoilers ] i got the spanners back for one session and one session only my GOATTSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Grian "We can Still be friends" Minecraft vs Mumbo "I'm all the friends you need" Jumbo

[sp4ceker-deactivated20250321]

all grian wanted was to have mumbo and skizz back. his team. his friends. his favorite person ever.

watchers heard him, laughed into his face, and gave his enemy team the ability to raise mumbo and skizz from the dead.

he was so happy to see them. the team was back! he was no longer alone and miserable! he could cheat his way out of it, he took control of other people's abilities to speak to them. he wanted ro take them back so that they were together again!

all he had though, was five minutes with them. they were not truly his, not anymore.

and then they were ordered to murder him. and then mumbo was forced to kill the one person he cared about most. and then mumbo could not do anything but follow cleo's order and betray the one that grieved his death so much that all the wlsmp saw that.

"and now you two. GET BACK HERE YOU TRAITOR."

"hello, mumbo! still kinda angry, you know!"

"End of the session for you."

and then grian forced the final blow onto the one whos return he was so willing for. the watchers just laughed at his suffering.

[bc-jpeg]

“— so you don’t want me to die? — always has been.”

[pokeberry5]

late night/early morning stakeout