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[xiaxiaoyin]

TRANSLATION:

"On top of that, they even try to meddle with my future marriage partner who doesn’t even exist yet! It’s none of their business.”

yeahhh no, it's understandable why he always ran away from home. i'd honestly lose my mind if my family even try to dictate me who should i even marry 🫩

[flwrxiao]

can't seem to get levi out of my head, so here are some musings before i sleep.

⭐︎ generally i feel like he stays away from the idea of sex/masturbation because of his past, and i can't imagine he could see it in a positive light if it was just up to him. he'd probably see it as a practical thing at first, like just a method to make kids, nothing more. but then he meets you.

⭐︎ it's unnatural for levi to feel desire, to crave another. he flinches at your touch in the beginning, because it's foreign to him. he's ashamed of his body's reactions to you, the way his breath hitches when you make eye contact, or the tent that forms in his pants when you're in his arms.

⭐︎ of course, the captain takes extraordinary care of himself, he's perfectly groomed and tidy, but he doesn't know much about looking after his needs.

⭐︎ all his life, levi has seen his body as a weapon and nothing more, but you treat it like a temple. your sweet caresses, your gentle kisses, it's more than he thinks he deserves. major impostor syndrome in your relationship, he feels out of place.

⭐︎ levi keeps his lewd thoughts to himself, maybe even believing that fantasizing about his lover is a bad thing, so he'd be hesitant to share his thoughts. he's very respectful towards women so the last thing he'd ever want to do is objectify you.

⭐︎ he is also very conscious of the way some women get mistreated in relationships, so he'd happily comply with all your requests, but restrain himself from asking you for much, especially in the context of sex. he'd do anything you asked him to, but it would be incredibly difficult for him to initiate it.

⭐︎ sweet thing doesn't know how to hold himself back, probably cums way too quick. but hey, you're fucking humanity's strongest soldier; the man can go more than one round. and he's trying so desperately not to get addicted to you, but he swears he's never felt this good in his life.

⭐︎ he's not big on pet names but likes when you say his name, it kinda breaks down that impostor syndrome and keeps him grounded in the moment.

⭐︎ and so, when you finally do have sex, he's not nonchalant about it. he holds your hand if you ride, lets you kiss him, talks you through things even if he doesn't know what he's doing. i love levi ackerman thank you goodnight

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[xiamingxings]

someone hold me back because this is in luuk's trailer.

ARE THEY RECALLING THEIR PROMISE TO EACH OTHER??? 😭

[xiamingxings]

we don't just say "i love you" instead we say "...the composition of our existences may be fundamentally different, but the "heart" that beats within us both burns with the same heat." + "you only exist in my heart."

[xiamingxings]

just reached 3.3 and ofc i got the letter but i have a nitpick about phainon's letter. so here's the en loc of this letter:

now i will provide the original cn letter version of this bc i really can't with en localization keep butchering phainon/trailblazer's aibou/partner dynamic

"to my partner, comrade, and unnamed guest from beyond the skies—the hero in my heart."

it's pretty clear here in cn that phainon only addressed the trailblazer in the letter preview. idek why the en loc made it as if he's addressing to multiple people lmao. another one is the part in the letter "The only good thing I had done in this life was choosing to trust you, and becoming friends with you all" -> the last part should be "and making you my partner" instead of like that. that's only my nitpick and yea i hope they don't butcher 3.4 but knowing the en loc, they will 🥱

[xiaxiaoyin]

他们一直在中国乙女游戏中推行西方的道德观和价值观。他们如此痴迷于男人的不纯洁，现在他们把这种不纯洁投射到中国男人身上。去你的。

[xiaxiaoyin]

我非常讨厌西方人。他们认为他们的观点会被所有人接受。LOL

[shanghens]

i just learned something new today from cn otoge sisters...... apparently the male love interests in cn otome games are pure or virgins by default huh

[xiaxiaoyin]

ffs please don't use fanarts in your fanfic banners just for the aesthetic purposes. how hard is it to ask permission first from the artists before using them? also respect them if they don't allow you to use their fanworks, go make your own damn banners

[shanghens]

jiyan and scar need to step up their game like- xiangli yao effortlessly stealing rover from them—rover calling him "my partner", yao getting flustered when rover pat xianglee's head, planned an advanced hang out or "date" rather in moonlit fair next year, preparing breakfast for rover (pioneer podcast/asmr), asking out rover to have dinner together cus they helped him collect some data (based on his memo)

the next thing we know, they just got married

[xiaxiaoyin]

i wish people see the wuwa casts as their own characters, not just some "copycat" of certain characters in other gacha games just because they have the same color palette :/

[thememedaddy]

[daily-spooky]

[jellyjamheadobb]

[superbeans89]

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

[thedankmemes]