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Theo, 34, Philly

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[budcortofficial]

Scenario 1: Ben Affleck doesn’t understand what having internalized homophobia implies.

Scenario 2: He does.

[thebongomediaempire]

[budcortofficial]

Coworker is trying desperately to befriend me but rolls a 1 on each of their persuasion checks

[miamaimania]

Tippi Hedren in a convertible with Alfred Hitchcock’s reflection (1962)

[badassdemonsword]

My favorite tweet of all time

[dogpuppy]

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[inlandwest]

[dogpuppy]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[gasolineweirdo]

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

[katana-kind-blog]

he is here

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday