xld

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[theglasschild]

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

[riotofpassage-blog]

My main financial goal is to someday have the means to own a bathtub deep enough to cover my knees and my breasts at the same time.

[likeagrapefruit]

This is the dream

[c-teardrops]

apparently biting off our finger is as easy as biting into a carrot how scary is that

[xld]

U have the best blog on Tumblr

Thank you!!

[galaxy-of-the-guardians]

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

[explicatory]

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[essinq]

Hey haha maybe private conversations are private for a reason idk man haha

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

[prelegend]

Its gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m being sarcastic or serious

[xld]

how about Xtremely Lovely Darling HAHAHAH winkwink

Haha sure that can be the PG-13 version

[theflawless]

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt