Dani Bear

I LIKE SPOONS. RUSTY SPOONS

[idridian]

@crimson-sun‘s lovely FFVII Tarot Cards have arrived, which meant over an hour of meticulously arranging cards for pictures and wondering how many of them I can put the Jenova card in before it becomes obvious she’s my favourite (whoops)!! :D Totally stole the way the Genesis, Sephiroth & Angeal cards are arranged from one of the earlier posts because it’s incredibly pleasing to look at and I love it

Also please be aware that I have no idea how tarot works, so the way the cards are arranged is by characters and completely ignoring the meaning assigned to them. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go teach myself tarot reading~

Last photo is of the smol Sephiroth keycharm I got as well, with tarot card for scale! ^^

Huge thank you to Crim - you did an absolutely amazing job with the deck, and I couldn’t be happier with it! <3

[xmaybeximxaxlionx]

So, before my head died yesterday (giant migraine), I played FFVII’s demo. I’m gonna have a hard time getting through the whole game.

I was beating the shit out of every sign/traffic cone/ box/ everything, and yelling about it whilst on call with my fiancé. I would not leave the area until this was completed.

I have pics as proof.

And although this was not all of them, it shall suffice.

PS; Barrett needed to gtfo of my way. I had traffic cones to knock over, and wet floor signs to wrongly put down.

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

[xmaybeximxaxlionx]

This thread 😂😂

[xmaybeximxaxlionx]

So, this happened tonight.

I will not apologize.

[marvelsmostwanted]

Please help if you can! Republicans are actively suppressing the Native American vote. Their voices should be heard in North Dakota.

Help out: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/dkndnativevote

[cute-animals-only]

Rescued Pallas’s cat kitten eye colour changed from blue to yellow just before she was two months old. 

[theotherwesley]

I HAVE NEVER BEFORE SEEN A PALLAS CAT IN BABY SIZE

[admirable-mairon]

HELP

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I thought they just manifested fully formed and full of rage

[monogramscorner]

[fimbry]

Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

[fimbry]

@cheedho

Right here

[goawfma]

bitch i got adhd lmao

[byerlyv]

Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless

[pervocracy]

These are kind of silly arguments.  Adderall really is similar to meth, in both composition and effect.  A lot of posts like “these chemicals look similar, they must be the same” are bullshit, but in this case they’re not far off.  They’re both amphetamines.

The most important difference between Adderall and meth isn’t chemical, but how they’re taken.  If you took controlled amounts of slow-release methamphetamine under medical supervision, it would be a safe and effective treatment for ADHD.  In fact, it is used that way.  Conversely, if you smoked unrestricted amounts of crudely homemade Adderall all day long, it would be quite likely to ruin your life.

Honestly, this is the case for most drugs of abuse.  Heroin is given as a painkiller in some countries under the name diamorphine.  Cocaine is used as an anesthetic for ENT procedures.  What makes these chemicals dangerous is not their inherent composition but their effects when abused.  Adderall, like many other drugs, has a potential for abuse but also a potential to do good, and the difference between the two uses is more about the user and their support system than the chemistry.

[parisianqueen-deactivated202004]

The funniest thing to ever happen to me in a D&D game was when I’d been invited into an online group, and there was this one guy playing a dwarven barbarian that was the worst.

Now… whenever I talk about “those kinds of guys” involved in tabletop, I usually refer to them as “Dwarven Barbarians” because of this dude - even if that’s not the character they play. You get the idea.

He’d been AGGRESSIVELY hitting on the characters of me and the only other girl in the party for like an hour, but when the DM told him to cut it out, he went silent. Except it was only silent on mic, he’d dropped into private messages to send both me and this girl in character messages. I was copying all this over to send to the group so I could get him kicked out, when I heard the girl gasp in horror on her end. The message popped up on mine a moment later - he’d blasted us both with the same dick pic.

I didn’t even have a chance to react, she immediately jumped into action, and loudly proclaimed “OH! Oh!!!! [laughter] Daniel’s cosplaying his character that’s so funny. You’re very good, you got the proportions right and everything! That’s so cute, how’d you ever manage to get everything reduced down like that?”

And of course the other dudes in the game were like “Oh really? Let’s see! Daniel why aren’t you showing us?”

And I’m losing my shit because Daniel’s muted himself. Then he promptly drops out of the call. We explained everything, which MORTIFIED the other players, but my god I wish I’d been that quick on the draw. She’s my hero.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

[applejuicewerewolf]

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

[strengthissexy-blog]

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

[thechroniclesofrin]

- Having sex every day.  - Saving sex for your wedding night.  - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex.  - Hating sex.  - Being loud.  - Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

[lilyskinned]

Reblogging again because this post is so important.

[mutttooth]

wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road

[mutttooth]

I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”

sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground

[hobgoblinhero]

Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name

[mutttooth]

you’re the only valid person on this fucking website

[neurotypical-karen]

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

[neurotypical-karen]

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

[imsoshive]

Know the difference

[ac-liveblogs]

:))))))

[damostnotdalessa]

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

no homo but my dick look like a dick

[rcktpwr]

—– that gay shit —–>              me

[semiphase]

the notes tell a different story

[rcktpwr]

FUCK!