Marauders British secondary school headcanons:
Remus takes English lit and History a levels and only smokes cigarettes bc he thinks vapes are a load of rubbish
Sirius deffo sells empty vape boxes to the younger years, takes french a level because he’s fluent so he’ll get really high grades, never has his shirt tucked in and his tie is always half way undone
James Takes PE, psychology and biology a levels (only took psychology and biology as filler subjects but ended up loving them), him and Sirius are always pushing to the front of the canteen line bc they think they are better than all the younger years
Peter takes food tech and art a levels, always has one AirPod in, and still wears two backpack straps with a bunch of Lego keychains on it
Barty searches up rude websites on other people’s computers to get them in trouble from it being flagged to the school, the kind of person to chuck a panini at a year seven or lead them to the wrong place on their first week of school
Evan does computer science a level and helps barty log onto other people’s accounts
Regulus does art a level and is really good at it, also leads year sevens to the wrong classroom but is sneakier about it than barty
Mary had a chav phase from mid year seven to mid year 9 bc she thought it made her look cool but grew out of it
Marlene went to an all girls school before moving to another school and made abt 75% of the girls turn either bi or lesbian
Lily was a library prefect but also head girl but not an annoying one like one people actually like
Pandora was always doing some sort of drug behind the music block because the music made her have “visions” and would sell kitchen herbs in plastic bags telling year 9s that it’s weed
Dorcas was that one sixth former that everyone was scared of but they all secretly wanted to be her
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