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Ok some more bullshit for twitter refugees who need to learn the Tumblr Etiquettetm
Change your blog icon. Do not leave it as Tumblr default bc you will be seen as bots. Also helps if you change your URL to something fandom related/unhinged. urls like sarah-x-lynn will cause people to think you are a bot and block you
There's no algorithm. Whatever pops up on your dash is yours to deal with. Unfollow/block people as you please.
Again, there's no algorithm. The content on this site is user-circulated. Abuse the reblog button.
Abuse the tags. If there's something you wanna say on a post but don't want to intrude, use the tags.
Follower numbers don't matter here
There's no character limit on posts or in blog descriptions. You can post the bee movie script 50 times if you want. Go ham
This isn't twitter or tik tok or whatever. There's no need to censor yourself. Outright admit you want to kill a us senator, no one will judge you.
If you're gonna trigger tag something, don't censor it. Don't use like #r/pe tw use #rape tw
Lastly, don't be a dick to people. Abuse the block button for all it's worth.
Biosocial Criminology Fun Fact(s)
Here are some hot and spicy facts:
There is no crime gene
There is no crime gene
There is no crime gene
THERE IS NO CRIME GENE
I will be posting about biosocial criminology often, and I just want yāall to understand this before I post anything in-depth.Ā
Genetics predispose people to act and behave a certain way, which in turn could contribute to antisocial behavior, which could lead to criminal behavior.Ā
There is no specific gene that automatically ensures criminality 100%. Keep this train of thinking in mind. This is important to remember!Ā
Reference
Walsh, A., Jorgensen, C. (2018). Criminology: The Essentials. Thousand Oaks, CA: SAGE Publications.
Oh hey I havenāt yelled about voting in a while
Reposting this because some of yāall need a reminding.
Another charity request forĀ @/_jewelsLipps on Twitter! I donāt know what this style is supposed to be but here you go, itās the guy! zip zap
The biggest Marvin stan I know!
Want to start posting about the research I'm doing. Studying Routine Activity Theory by Cohen and Felson right now. They basically posit that criminal opportunity is created when a suitable target, a motivated offender, and a lack of a capable guardian come together in time and space. Further, crime is looked at as an event, just like going to the store or a party. Crime is a constant, and certain situations allow for individuals to act on their criminal inclinations.
what if texas just likeā¦ā¦. kept going
Now Presenting: Texas Plus
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Wild as Fuck
This is my favorite story.
I used to have geese so hereās a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, donāt run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when theyāre mad, they donāt usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they canāt break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know youāre in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me Iāve done this so many times that Iāve lost count
I canāt tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose
Yeet the geese
customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much
I always hate it when people are all āso do you go to school, or are you working, orā and I either have to
make up some lie, or
eventually get around to āI am not working because of depression/anxiety,ā and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.
So my therapist was like, āYou donāt have to do either. You can just say you havenāt worked in a while because youāre recovering from an illness.ā
I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, āoh, Iām sorry, are you doing better now,ā and Iām like yeah, and donāt worry, itās not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.
MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so itās not a lie to say that, and itās also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly donāt want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.
Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because Iām severely disabled and donāt work.
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT
To add, this works on job interviews too. Ā I once had to answer theĀ āso whats up with this gap of 8 months in your resume where you were unemployed?ā and I just said I had suffered an illness and I needed time to recover.
Itās easy enough, not a lie, and puts them on edge enough that they usually donāt go digging.
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I neeed this. Thanks so much
so apparently Avengers: Endgame is at a high demand that some AMC locations will be open for 72 hours straight the weekend it is released. I, for one hope that the workers get paid overtime, but I just wanna tell you guys to PLEASE be EXTRA NICE to AMC workers this weekend. They are working very hard to give us a good experience watching the film. Treat service workers kind this weekend please!
Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
The exact same person
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(Inspired by @anticoffeebeans a few days ago!)
All around me are familiar faces
Little V sketch from Devil May Cry