into me you see

Patrick.19.soMi

[unclefather]

[wilwheaton]

Judi comin’ in hot.

[cesaray]

[badmiiversepost]

[everybodylikesyou]

[thebluthcompany]

[coltre]

when I randomly spot my own reflection on objects like

[kaijuno]

Someone wanted a wasabi pea but I wouldn’t give it to him and he was mad so I gave him one and now he’s very mad

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

And I’ve grown familiar With villains that live in my head

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

[surprisebitch]

me

[vanwizard]

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

[beepathan]

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[2ad]

I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no

[did-you-know]

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. Source Source 2

[busterkurii]

I want to turn my house into a Resident Evil game

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

me, trying desperately to get into my bathroom: fuck, shit, where’d i put the Eagle Crest

[bussy-warlock]

Me as a judge: Do you swear to spill the tea , the whole tea , and nothing but the tea

[willinq]

[the-real-stevie-nicks]

We find the defendant to be actual trash. Take a fucking sip babes

[theshitneyspears]

Your honour, I disagree…but go off sis

[sggk]

you’re all out here vilifying frankenstein’s monster as if you too haven’t longed for love and acceptance and finding that denied to you sworn revenge on your creator . like come on . time to grow up

[frosttance]