no. c:

My music taste ranges from One Direction to Suicide Silence. I'm about as straight as cooked ramen... and yeah thats it.

[nsfwboyfriends]

‘Perfect’ is an emotionally charged ironic love song featuring passionate drumming, rousing guitars, shimmering synths and an immense chorus. The song is produced by Julia Bunetta, Jesse Shatkin and AFTERHRS and written by Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson

Simon Jones press release for PERFECT (via infinityboyfriends)

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Mood Stabilizers

doesn't take the pills = moody af does take them = moody af bcuz headaches

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

I MET MY INTERNET FRIEND ALEX TODAY! 10.04.15 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Le best friend(ノ^∇^)ノ

[alltherarepepes]

when ur eyebrows on fleek and everyone knows it

reblog in 30 seconds or u wont have fleek eyebrows for 7 years

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Tater tots” is short for “potato toddlers”

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

omfg

[just-shower-thoughts]

Would a fake orgasm technically be a sargasm?

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

omfg

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

All Apologies

Me: *Apologizes for being annoying*. Them: No you’re not annoying me it’s cool. Me: *Apologizes for apologizing for no reason*. Them: Dude i said it’s cool you’re all good. Me: *Apologizes for apologizing too much*. Them: *Gets mad or annoyed* Stop saying sorry it’s okay you didn’t do anything now stop. Me: *feels annoying, but doesn’t want to say anything anymore for the fear of bothering them more*

[just-shower-thoughts]

My phone doesn’t autocorrect when I’m typing in all caps because it thinks I’m extremely angry and doesn’t want to get involved.

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

🙌🙌🙌

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Multi-sexual for the win

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Dang gimme one of those😍💦✨💇

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Yes I workout! I mean I'm pretty much forced to, but yes, I do infact workout.

Anonymous (jk me)

[yrbff]

How goths are able to wear black in the summer. 

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[writingreckless-deactivated2015]

If i don’t reblog this assume I’m dead.

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Dear people who tell me their phone's dying to get me to stop talking to them:

You're not getting rid of me that easily, i'm still gonna text your dead phone until i get bored.

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Me: *to same gendered friend* hey omg you look hot today

Friend: Me: Me: No-homo though Friend: Friend: ... But- Me: i meant yeah homo, but not towards you. Friend: you're so stupid

[xnirvana-xx-blog]

Some people need to not. *face palm*