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Woweeeee I need to get LAID
every mother who’s critiqued her daughter’s appearance based on ~what men do or do not like~ owes that child an apology
LOUDER!
el tigre es pequeño y gordo
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO
First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way
EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO
Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi
i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first
i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them
i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead
he cannot be stopped
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
god diagnosing me with dumb bitch syndrome
Hello.
Is his hatoful boyfriend
remember that part in coco (2017) where miguel is like “woah im in undertale…”
miguel DID NOT say that -_____-
this took much longer than i’d like to admit
how can ppl say cats dont have feelings like.
when my cat got deadly sick she refused to eat a single thing and it had been days but when i started crying she ate just a little bit, and upon seeing how happy it made me, kept doing it whenever she could.
now whenever im sad or crying she finds wherever i am with a mouthful of food and eats the pieces one by one, every time looking up at me making sure i was watching her eat it all because she knew it made me happy. and it DOES make me happy
i love cats!!!
im so glad my little Foofy has touched everyone’s hearts… she luvs you all
I legit cried reading this.
That’s it, we’ve done it, we’ve found the Goodest Girl.
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
it be ok
more people (especially women) need to have zero tolerance policies in relationships (especially with men). you had to say no to sex more than once before he stopped? dump him. he called you a bitch? dump him. he ignored you when you were sick? dump him.
obviously this happens with other gender combinations too but so many men are like this, and so many women think it’s their job to improve these men. but you can’t train people into respecting you as a human being! you’re never gonna find the ones that actually respect you if you stick around trying to fix the ones who don’t.