EXO trash

Hey guys, I'm Alice, I can't seem to decide my true bias on Exo, but I have a real thing for Minseok and Lay. I am 100% Namjoon trash, and at night I become this BTS trash. Come talk to me, I'm nice, if YOU ARE. My bias are GDragon, Taehyung, Taehyun, Jackson, The whole BTS, the whole EXO. And yes the GIF is Chanyeol waking up with a hard on.

[xo-dos]

Mr. Darcy: **heart eyes at Elizabeth**

Elizabeth: **slight heart eyes back**

Georgina whispers: I ship it so hard

[jamiesshelves]

Do you ever forget how awkward Mr. Darcy is and go in thinking he’s going to be charming as hell and then it’s just like...

[austenland]

Mr. Darcy: “Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.”

Me:

[athousandpagesleft]

I’m always a slut for 2005 Pride and Prejudice

[jeremyknox]

ways in which i am fitzwilliam darcy:

socially inept

high standards

rude to the people i like

in love with elizabeth bennet

writes letters to express myself

would protect my family/friends to the death

willing to destroy a fuckboy

[rhysandr]

What endearments am I allowed? Well, let me think. Lizzie for everyday. My pearl, for Sundays. And Goddess Divine, but only on very special occasions.

[t-oh-p-deactivated20171019]

[oldschoolphannie]

George R.R. Martin is me

[awhisperofworlds-deactivated202]

i’m fucking crying

[antares-of-the-void-deactivated]

[bonersniper]

Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!

[nithpantie-l-deactivated2016070]

AND HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE FUCKING CLAPS PROPERLY

[nabooalla-blog]

hey I just saw deadpool and theres an upsetting amount of rape jokes in it. stay safe

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

apparently there’s also a transmisogynist joke in there

[toogaytofunctionmusic]

I’m not surprised

[punkbutch-deactivated20161214]

BECAUSE OF COURSE THERE IS

[vrixie]

The worst part about this besides that fact that they did this, is those are the two kinds of jokes the deadpool comics purposefully never had because they knew where to draw the line.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

ok i just got out of deadpool and i didn’t see any transmisogyny at all? like, whatsoever. i was trying to find where there were supposedly “an upsetting amount of rape jokes” and i didn’t catch a single one my dude. like, maybe let’s not just immediately spread misinformation with literally zero evidence whatsoever. you can’t just toss around accusations like that.

[isotoperuption-blog]

I just got out of it myself, there is ZERO rape jokes and not a single transmisogynist joke at all. If anything the movie stayed faithful to the comics. It was a great movie. Go see it.

[xenomorphique]

Oh thank god

[munat-suuhun]

We all know Deadpool would never make such jokes. Go watch it, Deadpool is awesome. Totally worth thousands of pancakes

[smorescode]

He DOES get pegged for international women’s day. Not sure if that counts for anything.

[tophertv]

some of y’all is liars but i dunno which yet cause i ain’t seen the film

[xo-dos]

For the last comment ^^^

[awesomequacker-deactivated20151]

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

[lock-screens]

supernatural

[pocketbangtan]

pocket-sized jimin is cute but imagine jimin carrying around a pocket-sized you - it would include: 

his smiles being a lot more large because u smol

being able to feel his voice reverberate through your entire body when he sings 

being able to feel his laughter reverberate through u too

sitting in his smol hands and leaning against the cool metal of his rings 

feeling his heartbeat and warmth when you snuggle up in his cotton shirt pocket 

being able to sit on his shoulder and look at his reflection in the mirror together with him (so u can describe to him how he looks like to u so he finally sees himself the way u see him - absolutely more than perfect)

taking naps on his messy fluffy hair while he sleeps or practices his singing

jimin pressing his pinkie to his lips then to your cheek as a kiss since ur too tiny for that

“seriously can you stop calling me adorable you literally fit in my pocket”

being able to whisper in his ear about everything you adore about him and why you adore him and exactly how much you adore him

being around him so often you know when he’s not genuinely happy and you can straight up tell him “shut up park jimin i know you’re not okay and that’s okay” “your happiness is the most important thing in the galaxy”

jimin teaching you bts choreo (he’d softly move ur arms with his fingers “no look, your arm here should go higher”)

jimin giving you soft, comforting pats with his finger as you fall asleep on his palm

MOST IMPORTANTLY

BEING ABLE TO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY LOVE HIM AND TAKE CARE OF HIM AND MAKE SURE HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF

[thepsychmind]

[thepsychmind]

Fun Psychology facts here!

[nenekantoku]

Mama Braun and huge baby Bert

[justbadpuns]

We have had a great month and here is our top 5 posts of January!

[ughgeek]

Well this is an obvious follow

[l-affable]

when did my dad make a tumblr

[justbadpuns]

Daughter?! 

[xo-dos]

Guys feel free to unfollow me. I am not posting only exo or kpop in here. I'm going to post anything that catches my eye. So there is going to be lots of yaoi (specially gay sex), random phrases, feminists stuff, and some anime.