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[xocorinthia]

haha bet yall thought I was deAd

[xocorinthia]

the apocalypse seems like an excellent time to return to tumblr

[xocorinthia]

ok bye see yall in 6 months when I come back to make vague posts and then disappear again

[xocorinthia]

oh fuck how long has it been

[xocorinthia]

ok bye see yall in 6 months when I come back to make vague posts and then disappear again

[xocorinthia]

hi I just changed my username it's xocorinthia now!!

[xocorinthia]

You still around? Everything okay?

HI YES HELLO AM NOT DEAD

[lotldraws]

in some kind of break from my audiobook(s) i slammed TAZ Balance in like a week n three days so ya know.

[lotldraws]

illustrated

[perse-phoneee-deactivated202007]

This Blog Supports Nonbinary Witches!

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Your desire to constantly collect things when society collapses and people begin to worship you as a minor deity of useless crap.

Taurus: Notice all those little six legged gecko lookin things? They’re attracted to drama. Consider chilling out.

Gemini: You will catch a break today when the massive rotting magpie trying to eat you is distracted by a shiny object.

Cancer: Confused? Practice you combat rolls. It wont help the confusion but you’ll have the rooms attention.

Leo: The stars say its time to shift gears. You’re due for a change Leo, a sort of “new mechanical organs made of clockwork” sorta change.

Virgo: That warm smile is a defense mechanism, a sign of readiness. Return the gesture. Start shit and you’ll regret it.

Libra: You are so good at tennis it will actually solve other problems in your life. Stuck? Hit a tennis ball at it as hard as you can.

Scorpio: You deserve a rest Scorpio, kick your legs back on your roof and watch the telephone poles migrate.

Ophiuchus: Boredom is the best kind of gift! Its the kind you get to smash really hard.

Sagittarius: You are correct Sagittarius! That small wooden carving of a fox wasn’t there last night! Yes, it is cursed! Right on the money there.

Capricorn: Nothing could have prepared you for what you are going to experience today. Relax, but buckle the fuck up.

Aquarius: Obstacles are not always visible at first, sometimes they have advanced cloaking technology and require a large electromagnetic pulse to reveal.

Pisces: Tonight’s the night Pisces! Uppercut that fucker straight into the sun!

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Breakdowns get a bad rep, unpleasant though they may be, they offer a rare chance to build yourself back up.

Taurus: Find the abandoned homestead and lock yourself in the barn overnight. It will take the form of a human figure made from hay. Ask it one question and one question only.

Gemini: It has little to do with fearing what you say, but what you may do.

Cancer: You will find the answers in a newly translated edition of Icelandic epic poetry. 

Leo: What you’re chubby? An Omen of the Harvest? Absolutely Fucking Bountiful.

Virgo: Keep out of any bamboo forests for now. The stars didn’t give me specifics but I got the impression that bamboo forests will lead to immense blood loss.

Libra: Good news if you hate lungs.

Scorpio: There is always the option to simply play. 

Ophiuchus: Picture the flaws in your guardian angles. These are the things you must truly face.

Sagittarius: Every emotion leads to every other emotion. Hate, rage, grief, jealousy. We cannot help but feel, but we can choose what to do.

Capricorn: Get comfortable. Leave it to the world to shake things up. 

Aquarius: You are a reflection of your surroundings whether you like it or not.

Pisces: Only a fool underestimates what they learned from waking up early to watch cartoons.

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[kellin-quinn-for-the-win]

this better fucking work

[afandomangel]

Can I reblog and keep the goat?

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[shybat-deactivated20190807]

*romantically calls you dude*

[wolffenstien]

*platonically calls you babe*

[i-moved-to-angelinspanish]

Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo

Platonically calls you babe: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

[lotldraws]

illustrated

[theunitofcaring]

load-bearing

Sometimes people hit a place in their life where things are going really well. They like their job and are able to be productive at it; they have energy after work to pursue the relationships and activities they enjoy; they’re taking good care of themselves and rarely get sick or have flareups of their chronic health problems; stuff is basically working out. Then a small thing about their routine changes and suddenly they’re barely keeping their head above water.

(This happens to me all the time; it’s approximately my dominant experience of working full-time.)

I think one thing that’s going on here is that there are a bunch of small parts of our daily routine which are doing really important work for our wellbeing. Our commute involves a ten-minute walk along the waterfront and the walking and fresh air are great for our wellbeing (or, alternately, our commute involves no walking and this makes it way more frictionless because walking sucks for us). Our water heater is really good and so we can take half-hour hot showers, which are a critical part of our decompression/recovery time. We sit with our back to the wall so we don’t have to worry about looking productive at work as long as the work all gets done. The store down the street is open really late so late runs for groceries are possible. Our roommate is a chef and so the kitchen is always clean and well-stocked.

It’s useful to think of these things as load-bearing. They’re not just nice - they’re part of your mental architecture, they’re part of what you’re using to thrive. And when they change, life can abruptly get much harder or sometimes just collapse on you entirely. And this is usually unexpected, because it’s hard to notice which parts of your environment and routine are load bearing. I often only notice in hindsight. “Oh,” I say to myself after months of fatigue, “having my own private space was load-bearing.” “Oh,” after a scary drop in weight, “being able to keep nutrition shakes next to my bed and drink them in bed was load-bearing.” “Oh,” after a sudden struggle to maintain my work productivity, “a quiet corner with my back to the wall was load-bearing.”

When you know what’s important to you, you can fight for it, or at least be equipped to notice right away if it goes and some of your ability to thrive goes with it. When you don’t, or when you’re thinking of all these things as ‘nice things about my life’ rather than ‘load-bearing bits of my flourishing as a person’, you’re not likely to notice the strain created when they vanish until you’re really, really hurting. 

[everything-is-optional]

Almost two weeks after reading this, and I’m still kind of blown away at what a ridiculously fruitful definition this is.  Like I had no idea that load bearing things were a thing that needed to have a word for them, but now I’m like holy shit I’m so glad that there’s now a word I can use to refer to this really important class of Thing.

[brightlotusmoon]

This is astounding. Load-bearing. Forget spoons, this concept is wonderful. I’m going to update my Spear Theory with this.

[theridgebeyond]

Whenever I go somewhere of historical significance