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[ hello not dead, just not ~feeling~ it at the moment but hopefully Iâll get back to posting soon ]
Barneyâs team of Pokemon, which is primarily Dark-type, was formed to help him on covert operations. Each member on the squad has a specific role to play:
GRENINJAÂ is usually on the frontline with Barney, thanks to its stealthy nature and ability to strike on a momentâs notice.
DECIDUEYE is Barneyâs overwatch, able to fly up high without bing seen â and attack from a ranged distance, if need be.
ZOROARK can create illusions and trick the wandering eye, which is incredibly useful for Barneyâs secretive purposes.
KROOKODILE boasts heightened eyesight and is incredibly valuable in scoping out Barneyâs surroundings before proceeding.
THIEVUL is just real good at swiping shit.
ABSOL is the one whose abilities are preferably not used while on a mission, since it can foresee disaster before it happens. Barney would rather there be no disasters.
If Barney was a PokĂŠmon trainer what would his team be?
[ I was actually going to work on a post precisely about this and since the new DLC is out today Iâll get on it, thanks anon xoxo ]
John Krasinski photographed by Heather Sten for The New York Times (April, 2018).
The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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The thing about having an android for a boyfriend was that their bodies were capable of things most human werenât, or usually able to do. Ever curious and willing to put himself on the line, Barney wanted to try something.
Thatâs how he ended up with Nathâs prick deep inside him, legs wrapped around the robotâs waist as he rode his lover as though he werenât a large, gangly man who easily outweighed him.Â
âNathââ he moans through ragged breaths, holding on for dear life as he rode waves of deep, hard thrusts, wondering how his lover was strong enough to support both theirs weights like this. âFuck, thatâsâ donât stopââ continues Barney, his own erection standing at full mast between them, oozing precome against Nathâs smooth belly at the friction.
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@coivi: 31
Whenever Barney found the time to go out with Cyrus, it was inevitable that theyâd get themselves involved in some shenanigans or another. From getting drunk and rowdy to [ REDACTED ] it was always a good time, even if it didnât feel like it later.
But this? This definitely felt good, getting fucked hard and fast in a stray alleyway beside the drinking establishment. Fully dressed and making no effort to conceal his pleasure, Barney savored every last inch as Cyrus offered thrust after thrust of deep fucking. He would certainly feel this in the morning, and âhopefullyâ several mornings to come.
âCyâ FUCK!â he exclaims, knowing his prostate was getting hit by Cyrusâ long inches on each powerful blow, practically begging for mercy despite not wanting any of it. Only Cyrus saw this side of him: shameless, begging, insatiable. He knew heâd immediately lose the respect of any of his squad if they caught him like this. But with Cyrus, the man he loved and lusted for, it might have been worth it.
(Key word: might.)
daniel mcclaineâ:
// @xoexxo liked this for: daniel.
âIâm sorry, Iâm going to have to cut you off for the night.â Daniel explained as he took the emptied glass from the man in front of him. Usually he wasnât behind the barâ that was Lorenâs jobâ but he made an exception tonight; it wasnât every day a stranger wandered into their little hole in the wall bar, let alone one as handsome as this one. âI think youâve had enough. Youâve practically drank me out of Tequila,â he lied as he placed his hands on his hips. Narrowing his eyes at the manâ his name was Barney, or something like thatâ Daniel feigned a serious expression for a moment before finally letting it falter with a hint of a smirk. âIf you want to keep drinking youâll have to go elsewhereâ like my apartment upstairs.â
Barney had no idea where he was. That wasnât usually the case, but alas. This one operation required the utmost discretion, meaning he wouldnât be able to take the entire Blackrose squadron with him. And he was almost successful in securing completion of the job, but then the mark got away earlier than expected.
In short: Barney fucked up. Another unusual occurrence.
Since he was already behind schedule, he figured it wouldnât be the worst thing to drown his sorrows in the nearest dive he could find. One drink became two, which became... whatever number this was. Was he drunk? He never got drunk. But apparently today would be full of diversions from the norm, so what was another thing for the pileâ
âHuh?â he grunts, looking up at the man serving him. (The mature, handsome man serving him...) âOh, Iâm notâ I d-donât get drunk, man,â he insists, despite the subtle slur in his cadence suggesting otherwise. âBeen a hard fuckinâ day, alright? Lemme have one more round, at least,â he pleads, completely missing the last part of the bartenderâs comment.
nathâ:
There was fire and passion in this relationship, but also some strange caring. It shouldnât have been possible, these sensations. Perhaps he had a malfunction, but if that were the case⌠he didnât want to be repaired. He began stroking Barneyâs cock quicker, pleased with how he got hard. How quickly he was inspired by lust.Â
Barneyâs fingers in his ass were entirely welcome, and he leaned forward to kiss the man. He held there, their bodies pressed together, lips locked in passion. Nath broke the kiss long enough to whisper in his ear, âyou want to fuck me? Think youâre man enough?â Something about offering a soldier a challenge was fun. Was exciting.Â
He leaned down, putting his lips on Barneyâs chest, kissing and gently, sensually, biting him. He knew how sensitive his lovers nipples were, so he took particular care in teasing him there, all while pushing his ass out. Pleasure was a strange thing for an AI. He didnât know if it was exactly the same for a human, but he understood why they chased it. Why it was so⌠pleasurable. With his lips giving intense attention to Barneyâs nipple, his hand picked up the pace, now stroking him in earnest.
Nath fully intended to test the limits of Barneyâs stamina tonight.
It didnât take long for Barney to reach full hardness, thanks to Nathâs handiwork. (And there was a lot of cock for him to harden, so extra points for efficiency there.) He couldnât help being so turned on by his loverâs ability to arouse him; it was just one of many reasons why his proclamations to end their relationship were nothing but empty threats.
He smirks at the otherâs bid to tease him. âFeels like you know damn well how man I am, Nath,â purrs Barney, nipping at Nathâs full bottom lip while the both of them pleasured one another with their hands. He dips his fingers inside the otherâs asshole further, prodding around to find that special spot inside Nath that would cause his pleasure censors to give him an erection of his own. (Whoever engineered his body really left no detail unseen, almost like he was made for testing sexual prowess.)
He groans in pleasure from Nath stimulating his nipples, his breath beating hot on Nathâs face while they continued their foreplay. âTurn around,â he then orders, pistoning his long digits inside Nath with greater intensity. âAnd start riding me. Understood?â
nathâ:
The argument could be made that Nath was unwise. He knew a great deal, but certain things⌠simply didnât make the connection in his mind. Like the inherent danger of being caught. His hand was at Barneyâs belt, not yet trying to remove it but certainly having pulled the other man close. He frowned, trying to decide if he thought the risk was worth it. There were plenty of places they could hide here.Â
âI am capable of tracking insurgents in a facility without looking.â He leaned in close, whispering in his ear, âyou donât have to worry, Iâve got your back.â He was still learning what was expressly sexy, but in his mind keeping someone safe⌠that was sexy, right? Plus. He planned on getting Barney off. So thereâs that.
Sometimes dealing with Nath could be frustrating, Barney thought. He looked like an adult male, but there were just some conventions of society that he couldnât quite grasp because of his robotic nature. Even if he was steadily becoming more âhumanâ the closer they got, there were still kinks, for lack of a better term.
âThatâs great and all, butââ he continues, looking around themselves to check for possible witnesses. âYou may have that feature, but I donât,â he says, his belt hanging loose below him because of Nathâs machinations. âand itâs not that I donât want to. You know that. But we canât, Nathââ
Tom Clancyâs Jack Ryan (2018 - )
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@coivi: âThis toy looks so pretty in you⌠want me to turn it on?â
Barney didnât like putting himself in situations where his inherent dominance was thrown into question.But there was one person he learned to gladly cede his control to, and his name was Cyrus Kade Westbrooke. That bastard.
âYou donât have to talk to me like Iâm a goddamn bitch, Cyââ grunts Barney, cock fully hard with arousal as Cyrus inserted the aforementioned toy inside his tight, resistant ass with punishing slowness. They didnât usually play with accessories like this, but when they did, Cyrus really opted for theatrics like some twisted actor, with Barney as his captive audience of one.Â
To be clear, Barney loved when Cyrus got like this. The man was so goddamn masculine in all areas, profuse with testosterone and alpha energy... the thought of his lover using him however he saw fit filled Barney with deep, profuse lust that took weeks to wash off his body. Sometimes it was the only thing that got Barney through the week: knowing he belonged to Cyrus. Knowing he was the only person Cyrus wanted to fill his seed with.Â
âCy, justâ turn it on already, Christ,â whines Barney, pre-come dribbling from the slit of his cock, falling onto his lower abdomen to a muted plop, sticking to the virile hairs of his belly.Â
So in telling Cyrus he didnât need to talk down to him with patronizing rhetoric, it was completely empty in sentiment. Not only did Barney want it, he needed it. Like the filthy little bitch he truly was for him.Â
nathâ:
That moan when he was kissing Barney; thats what he was after. It made something inside him happy, made him want more. A strange sentiment, considering nothing in his programming was keyed for that. It wasnât a priority task, fulfilling Barney. Yet he still wanted to. How⌠strange. Perhaps this was what humans referred to as affection. Possibly even love? He couldnât say. Love had never made much sense to him.
Caring. An analogy for love? He⌠didnât know. There could certainly be truth to Barneyâs statement that no one was good at emotions. But at least humans had the advantage of growing up with them, of being born to emotion. It was part of them. Nath simply played at emotion. A convincing lie that even he believed from time to time. But a lie nonetheless.Â
âYour well being was moved to a maximum priority process some time ago. Does that count as caring?â Nath looked Barney up and down, taking a breath he didnât need and letting it out slowly. An action that was all in part of his effort to seem more human. His hand drifted down Barneyâs shoulder, tracing across his chest. There was no need for this. No point on his list of action priorities included feeling him like this. Nothing made him do it, and there was no reason to enjoy it. Yet still, his fingers traced along muscle, delicately teasing his nipple.Â
âPriority above the other agents. Above the success of missions.â Even above his own existence; though he didnât say that. Instead his hand dipped down, shamelessly taking Barneyâs dick in his gentle, loving, grasp. âNothing in my programming demands I do this. But I want to. You allow me to want things, and I want you.â He knew his lover had a rather explosive orgasm recently, so he didnât know if he was going to get hard. Wasnât really trying. He just wanted to enjoy that he could touch him. Despite being strong enough to bend stainless steel his touch was delicate and careful. He slowly stroked Barney, smiling all the while.
Barney watched as Nathâs hand traveled downwards, with a studied precision that made sense for someone programmed to function at maximum efficiency â which apparently now included tending to his well-being, an oft-ignored facet of his personhood. There was something obliquely beautiful about that, even if Nathâs capacity to truly have feelings for him was still a question of possibility. It wouldnât have been the worst thing to happen.
âFuckââ he groans, reacting to the sensation of Nathâs hand on his cock, still half-hard and leaking traces of pre-come that signaled his bodyâs readiness for more activity. That, combined with Nathâs admission of some autonomy regarding their relationship âif you could call it thatâ gave Barney a temporary sense of euphoria; like he was floating or dreaming. It was all so surreal, to share his bed with a glorified robot who was showing signs of growing sentience beyond what he was programmed to do.Â
Barney might have loved Nath.
âWant you tooââ he says modestly, looking into Nathâs beautiful face through lust-lidded eyes as he reached around to his ass, teasing the androidâs entrance with deft prodding past those immaculate cheeks. âNeed to be inside you againââ