[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[cat-goo]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[strawberisapphic]

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

[waisopa]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[segamascott]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this