Alexademie: I’m getting too old, I wake up and my body hurts

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Alexademie: I’m getting too old, I wake up and my body hurts
@palmvalleystarters
“You know, I love winter and all but its not very fun walking through the snow in alone when its cold as fuck,”
“I like snow the first day it’s on the ground , after that I become highly annoyed over it
Alexa Demie wearing Vivienne Westwood photographed by Cameron McCool
"I try and do something nice for Alex and put the tree up while he's gone, and Camden keeps stealing the ornaments."
@palmvalleystarters
“Well that makes sense also ,my cat was the one who wanted it the dog wanted to just take down the whole tree
"I try and do something nice for Alex and put the tree up while he's gone, and Camden keeps stealing the ornaments."
@palmvalleystarters
My baby cousin’s favorite thing to do was always take the ornaments from the bottom because they were shiny and sparkly , for like four years we could only decorate half the tree to where he couldn’t reach
jacobelordi: i like my women a little crazy, just sayin
alexademie:then you gonne looove me ,papi
jacobelordi: oof can't tell if this is sarcasm or not but i will fight lol
alexademie: boy noone else is crazy enough to try to be with me. Im a little bit crazy if you don't know
jacobelordi: gonna get that girl even if i gotta fight for her
alexademie: you better come fast, soo soo many suitors are just lining up at the door.
sydneylmao:
“I feel you and Jacob are both just playing hard to get, I know he wants you and I might punch him in the gut if he doesn’t make his move. You’re the best auntie and now I am living for that auntie life. Oh girl, you didn’t have to, he’s so spoiled by his auntie.”
“Sis what else am I suppose to do? body slam myself into him?Im hot and talking that should be enough of a hint for him I want his babies”Alexa laughed. “I know he’s spoiled but whats the point of being the fun auntie if I don;’t always bring something new? one day I’ll make you be auntie Syd
sydneylmao:
“Baby fever is real for you huh? Maybe you should have a baby yourself, you’d be a good mama, you’re an amazing auntie so no doubt you’d be the best mommy.”
“I know maybe I should I just wish the one person I’d have a baby with would want to have a baby with me. I live for my auntie role, Speaking of Auntie roll I’m of course brinign all the new toys and cookies
sydneylmao:
“Well my sister from another mister you can come over anytime you want, I’m sure Elvis would be so happy to get to see auntie Lexa.”
“Ok packing my bags and coming now, I can’t tell you the uncontrollably baby fever getting around my nephew and your cute ass self”
one of her best looks.
sydneylmao:
“I have no idea but you haven’t made me try it but it makes sense, the sweet and salty sounds so good but then again my pregnant ass will eat anything and everything.”
“Well let me come on over and make you it, I have the perfect combo ratio and you need to try, espically with them craving sis i promise this will be so good”
sydneylmao:
“Girl what? Sugar on popcorn? I’ve never done that but I’ve had kettle corn isn’t that sugary popcorn?” the woman asked
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“How have I not made you try that yet? I guess its sugary popcorn but also not.. like with kettle corn its all sweet, but with just sugar you get the perfect mix of Salty and Sweet all in one
@palmvalleystarters
“Ok I need to hear if other people do this as well and Im not weird or the if the actual look of disgust coming from my little cousin earlier was valid . Putting just a little bit of sugar on your popcorn, i’ve been doing it since I was a little girl but my cousin thinks im gross, please tell me I am not alone “
psnoahcent:
“Busy? Didn’t I just see you at my old apartment in the hot tub? No I’m kidding. Anyways, what have you been doing.”
“Oop ok you caught me, that was my only free moments of being able to nothing., Just a lot of fittings, table reads , photoshoots and all that”
alexademie: i get so annoyed by people who will do all these things , make plans and then never goes through with it, like if you didn't want to just say no.