Jayy

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[theintrovertnation]

[silentaugur-deactivated20250730]

The truth of it, though…

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[devinwolfi]

Thor and Hannah Montana are in-laws

[wingbeifong]

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

[dare-i-say-asexual]

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

[memescomedy]

[blairwarner]

I learned about most things from my Aunt Lucy. She taught me how to spell my name: W-I-L-L-O-W-D-E-A-N. Willowdean. She also taught me how to like a name like that. My mom being a bit of a celebrity around here just meant she was too busy for me. So my Aunt Lucy was the one who taught me how to say, “yes, ma’am” and “no, sir,” how to look people in the eye, and how to find a keeper in a heap of junk. But most of all, my Aunt Lucy taught me about Dolly Parton. 

Dumplin’ (2018) dir. Anne Fletcher

[lavenderys]

u ever watch a movie and go whoa! how was this so good! and then the credits roll and you see directed by: [woman] and you’re like ohhhhhhh makes sense

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

i think snapchat should let our bitmojis fuck

[clairenovac]

ten years later and the jonas brothers are exactly where we all knew they would be. nick is a heartthrob enjoying a successful solo career. joe is in a successful new punk-pop band having a fun time. kevin is 40 year old conservative construction worker or something with two kids.

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses]

your fav childhood memory?

Not paying bills

[dreadlockbullshit]