xoxostrawbabie

Reconnecting with my inner (evil) child

[sinnykitt]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[xoxostrawbabie]

Lately the only way I can truly lock in at work is if I watch gay anime in the background as I’m working

[chamaleonsoul]

x

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[ieafy]

sweet days

[krystalmelodie]

Happy Mother’s Day ☺️💖💛 (based off their tomodachi life daughter)

[savsketches]

💓💓

[unfading-scrutiny-deactivated20]

words to live by

[johnfkennedaddy]

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[cafandnaps]

It’s always “dance for me, jester” “tell me a joke, jester” “amuse me, jester” and never “please me carnally, jester” this court is a fucking prison

[hxgrl]

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

[angstandfags]

well why were YOU there huh

[hxgrl]

[alylys]

They are cute your honor

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

message to all bitches

please survive

[pudulogy]

for all of you: