[foxy-alien]

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

[cry4nne]

FORD

[daisilynn]

CW: ‼️Uncensored icky organ-y version below!!!‼️

Teeth go grey 🫀🧠🫁

[baguantte]

stan things yk how it is

bonus:

[motteteto]

humanity's baddest bitch

[xpeasyz]

i suddenly feel 14 again

[fuckyeasonic]

[twistedswd]

just little guys

[iggykoopa666]

you have to pick one to fuck (consensually)

mario

luigi

peach

bowser

yoshi

wario

daisy

waluigi

toad

birdo

pauline

donkey kong

Voting ended onMay 21, 2024

thats the poll. please reblog

[theonion]

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

[gotterhag]

????

[cipheramnesia]

Maybe this is why the Onion stopped posting here.

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[mp100days]

014 - first meeting

[esper-eclipse]

like okay dude chill out

[esper-eclipse]

kageyama kun look at this trick i learnt!!

[xpeasyz]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

WHA THE FUCK ??????

[brown-forking-weed]

if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer

[c-53]

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’