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[propanepimp]

[xbostons-deactivated20190804]

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

[lapinors]

[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[guy]

damn he really cooked himself like that

[lesbx]

Luna! Drink water! We love you! But pls DRINK WATER

I am!!! I am sufficiently wet inside

[lesbx]

then beg

[paperdip-deactivated20201112]

don’t listen to them luna you’re perfectly soggy just the way you are

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.

[p-rose]

Now this….. is facts.

[magicurl]

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

[rockinpaco-deactivated20210125]

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[angstalottle]

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

[thewriterofawesomeness]

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

[exodushero]

[humorholics-deactivated20200126]

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

[little-yogi]

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[fandomsandfeminism]

Full time work should entitle someone to enough pay for rent, food, bills, and leisure activities. Full time work for a full life wage. You put in your 8 hours a day, 5 days a week? You should be able to afford the basic shit you need in life, no matter where you work.

[rainydayshea]

pisses me off that this is considered a radical statement.

[zesty-lemon-bread]

I love Pokemon’s world building because its just so absurd but interesting at the same time

Yes, there are Gods, and yes they have godly powers, even control over the very fabrics of reality.

But heres the kicker

They’re litterally just feral animals that will attempt to fight eachother on sight due to territory reasons and not give a single shit about the ramifications of their battles

Imagine living knowing that reality could collapse at any second because Palika looked at Dialga in a funny way and now Dialga’s out for Blood.

[missingsleeep]

Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯