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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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shut up @bohemianrapcity i talk to you every day
holy fucking shit i’m still alive i swear
trying to act like i’m not freezing to death.
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
i need to stop being a lazy asocial asshole and actually pay attention to people so
who can i befriend
“So get this. I’m driving down Park Avenue one day and this guy waves for me, so I pull over and I ask him where he’s going. He tells me 74th street, and I tell him that’s too far for me, because my shift just ended, so he says ‘thanks anyway’ and walks away. But then I think about it, and I start feeling bad for the guy, cause hey– I got a conscience. So I call him back to the cab and tell him to hop in. And he gets in the car all excited, all animated, and he’s talking about all these things. But he’s got his cap pulled down way over his eyes, so I can’t see who it is. But pretty soon I start to recognize his voice. And when we get to a light, I turn to him, and I look him in the eye, and I scream: “WIIIIIIILLLSSSSSOOOOOOON!!!” And that really got him. He started laughing hard. He sees that I’ve got this Ferrari hat on, and a Ferrari shirt too, so he starts calling me ‘Mr. Ferrari.’ The whole ride, he keeps calling me ‘Mr. Ferrari.’ So after we get to his destination, we snap a quick photo, and he goes on his way. And I think that’s it. But that’s not it, cause get this. Over the next few weeks, I just happen to randomly pick up people that know him. People who have acted with him before, people who work with him. And every time, I tell them: ‘Tell Mr. Hanks that Mr. Ferrari says ‘hello.’“ Every time I say that. Then one day I’m driving, and I get a text from one of the people that I’d driven, and it says: ‘Mr. Hanks wants to invite you to see his Broadway show.’ So I bring my lady to the show, and we get to go backstage and everything, and after the show, we’re waiting for him in his dressing room, and he walks in and screams: ‘Mr. Ferrari!’ Can you believe that story? And you wanna know the craziest thing? The name of his show was ‘Lucky Guy.’ How crazy is that? Cause that was me. A lucky guy!”
..... i lied. i wasn’t still alive. i am now
hello
sorry I'm useless
I'm still alive
it’s important to know that i was singing the sesame street theme song right before these were taken
i cant believe we’ve been engaged for one whole day and lottie’s already encouraging people to fight me
so anyway, someone decided she actually wants to marry my stupid ass can you believe
i can say embarrassing things on here because y’all are not real
hey life is pretty great right now
you ever stop to think about how fast life can change? like you blink and you're on a completely different path. damn.
if you want to know the sort of trash human i am
i said that i need a shower 2 hours ago, and have not moved from my spot. but to be fair: pokemon.