xsparrow

[toastbutteregg]

[finishing-touch]

holy trinity

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[denisvilleneuve]

me recommending movies that will make me receive a “that was fucking horrible” text 2 hrs later

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[toast-the-unknowing]

I am broken as a person and I don’t even care

[chibird]

Any of these things can instantaneously cheer me up. >w< Also, bubbles.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pajamaben]

“Hey, do you own any cats?”

“yeah i own cats. i own them all the time. *points at a passing cat* you walk like a moron. hey, who’s your barber? some kind of…bad barber or something?? idiot”

[crazy-kitch]

fruits bus stop - Nagasaki

@crazykitch

[xsparrow27]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[softlenaluthor]

[theonlinemuse]

superiorbiscuits:

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[thingstolovefor]

The FBI should investigate this joke! #Love it!  

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[c-will-run]