[ruinedchildhood]

[xstephxstumpx]

@bigredtom

[officialbrendonurie]

“The fans are holding up hearts and it’s all different colors of the LGBT flag… it’s amazing to look out and just see so many people… a sea of people - it looks like a city! It makes you feel kind of empowered… makes you feel invincible. That’s inspiring… the fact that the fans can do that.”

[audubonbirdclock]

I get so irrationally angry that the first suggestions on Google images for baby crows r just black baby chickens

[thegreenwolf]

I’ve lost track of the number of times that this picture of a baby rail has been mislabeled as a “baby crow”:

This is a baby crow:

And here’s a much younger baby crow:

At no point do crows have to suffer the indignity of being overly fluffy fuzzballs on stilts. Instead they start out as rather prehistoric-looking beasties to gawky teenagers who find solace in their baby bat goth status, until they eventually mature into this fine bird:

This concludes our brief lesson in corvid physical development.

[caffeinated-transpression]

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

[vintar]

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

[posting-disliker]

it genuinely didn’t occur to me that this was weird that i’d never heard a crow or raven caw in my life and frnakly the australian raven noise is the most common noise to me and it means “it’s the morning now”. i can’t imagine life without it. its background noise i didn’t even think to identify as coming from somewhere. it’s just There.

[moonlexi]

quoth the raven, “aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh”

[ayellowbirds]

it sounds like a depressed kazoo.

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[exaltedchimera]

hang on

uhh

dennys

what are you playing

I–

–Denny’s just made me question my own objective existence while casually hinting the inner workings of Tumblr user dennys

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[geekrest-blog]

All it needed was a little groovy love.

[sorrymydick]

When did pimp my ride come back?!

[ruinedchildhood]

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

OKAY SO BACK IN 6TH GRADE I CREATED THIS VILLAINOUS, NEFARIOUS, WRETCHED OC CALLED “THE PEEL”

IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BANANA PEEL WITH AN ANGRY FACE DRAWN ON IT THAT GOES scoot-scoot-scoot ACROSS THE FLOOR AND TRIPS RANDOM PEOPLE AND RUINS THEIR DAY

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

the peel returns.

[trickertreat]

[patrickstumpforlife-deactivated]

[bikinibottomite]

Actors and their Disney characters

[rosannapansino]

Espresso Mug Cake

Yields 2 mug cakes

The things you’ll need

Ingredients

2 tablespoons butter, melted

2 tablespoons milk

1 egg, room temperature

2 tablespoons espresso powder

5 tablespoons self rising flour

Pinch of salt

2 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon brown sugar

¼ cup mini semi sweet chocolate chips

Equipment

Small mixing bowl

Whisk

Spoon

Rubber spatula

2 microwaveable mugs

Decoration

Whipped cream in decorating bag fitted with #809 tip

Espresso beans

Let’s get started!

In a small bowl, whisk together flour, espresso powder, salt, and sugars.

Whisk the egg, milk, vanilla and coconute oil until smooth.

Stir in chocolate chips.

Divide evenly into 2 mugs and microwave on high for about 1 minute. If cake is not set, microwave in intervals of 10 seconds until fully cooked.

Time to decorate!

Once mug cakes are completely cooled, pipe a dollop of whipped cream in the center of each cake and then top with an espresso bean.

[careerchip-blog]

Happy New Year!

[animusrox]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

[s00nstuck023]

the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that

[sherryfrajer]

great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND

[xstephxstumpx]

@bigredtom

[maruti-bitamin]

watercolour + nail polish

[fuckyeahtattoos]

14th Melody from D. Grayman

Done at Rebel Muse Tattoo, Lewisville Tx