*talking on the phone*
Steve: Remember how I said that Two bit and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Darry: Yeah…
Steve: Well, we’re in jail.
Darry: *hangs up*
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*talking on the phone*
Steve: Remember how I said that Two bit and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Darry: Yeah…
Steve: Well, we’re in jail.
Darry: *hangs up*
Dally: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Johnny: But your way is sheer force!
Two bit, holding a scooter: Darry! Can I go outside and play with this?
Darry: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent.
Two bit, running outside: Thanks Darry!
Darry, running out after him and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Curly: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'
Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.
Sodapop: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
Steve: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
Johnny: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
Steve: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Ponyboy
Sodapop: You just said it again
Ponyboy:
Steve: I am not a role model
Dally: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Sodapop*
Sodapop: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Ponyboy: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”
Curly: Do you guys hear something?
Tim: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.
*playing twister*
Ponyboy: Right hand red.
Steve: *ends up on top of Sodapop*
Sodapop: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Ponyboy: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
Darry: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The gang: Awwww-
Darry: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The gang: Oh.
*when a child starts crying in public*
Ponyboy & Sodapop: *trying to make the child laugh*
Two bit: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Darry: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Johnny: *cries with the child*
Steve: *ignores the child*
Dally: *is the reason why the child is crying*
Two bit: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Ponyboy: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.