Xavier The First

A playground for the six sides of me. X just likes to take control. A lot. You can now call it burrito cause that's a wrap.

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🍐 -> Green Food Stimboard !

📦 -> with related stims !

📬 -> self indulgent !

📗 -> 🥬 - 🍏 - 🥬 / 🍏 - 🥬 - 🍏 / 🥬 - 🍏 - 🥬

🔓 -> Requests Are Closed ! Request Rules !

DNI -> NSFW/Kink/Etc. A Minor Runs This Blog !

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“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

— Everyone Into The Grinder

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people get specific as they age

:O

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Perennial October mood.

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There she is!

NOW it’s really Halloween

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[andrew-garfielld]

Lupita Nyong'o as Nakia in BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER 2022 | dir. Ryan Coogler

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[yourscientistfriend]

This is 100% what working in a lab is like

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Obsessed with this year's grand prize winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest

2022 Grand Prize Winner

"I knew she was trouble the second she walked into my 24-hour deli, laundromat, and detective agency, and after dropping a load of unmentionables in one of the heavy-duty machines (a mistake that would soon turn deadly) she turned to me, asking for two things: find her missing husband and make her a salami on rye with spicy mustard, breaking into tears when I told her I couldn't help—I was fresh out of salami."

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Since 1982 the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest has challenged participants to write an atrocious opening sentence to the worst novel never written. Our whimsical literary competition honors Sir Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel Paul Clifford begins with “It was a dark and stormy night.”

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My personal all-time favorite is the grand prize winner of 2019:

Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since he’d accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago.

- Maxwell Archer, Mt Pleasant, Ontario, Canada

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not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

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[emily84]

ngl this is a GAMECHANGER