Your Scientist Friend

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[yourscientistfriend]

TF is this nail polish name ?

[yourscientistfriend]

So things have gotten weird in my life.

I took in a homeless guy. I know that’s not general advised but we’d talked a few times before and exchanged cat food. He was evicted during Covid and things went down hill from there.

He’s been great. Cooking. Cleaning. Paying rent and is really respectful. It’s just weird because I HATE living with people. I HATE it. But we’re chill? Like we’re working out?

Weird

[yourscientistfriend]

If anyone cares we’ve been dating 2.5 years now and we’re talking marriage.

It’s been a WILD ride

[yourscientistfriend]

For anyone who still follows me, Prince Tango Von Fluffbutt, the fluffiest of butts, passed away this weekend of a blood clot. He was a few days shy of his 12th birthday.

[softbrah]

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

[0utpost-alpha]

Sorry guys, I missed.

[yourscientistfriend]

#trumpshotat

[0utpost-alpha]

[yourscientistfriend]

MY RED LOVE

[donut-rights]

how are we feeling abt that new trailer

[yourscientistfriend]

*listening to folk punk, eating cheese, screaming*

[mischiefmaverick]

[yourscientistfriend]

Oh my god

They were roommates

[mischiefmaverick]

Hey everyone! I need your help to make something awesome happen!

My friend Nuvokx has been nominated for a Twitch Streamer Award. Voting is open, and every single vote counts.

They deserve this recognition!

Just head over to the link below (its a Google Doc) and look for Nuvokx under “Best 'NEW' RBG Streamer”

O'Shweedle End of Season Awards: VOTING

Ladies & gentleman, O'Shweedle Productions presents to you... THE FIRST ANNUAL O'SHWEEDLY RBG AWARDS... Hosted by yours truly- The One, Th

[yourscientistfriend]

Help my friend yall. Idc if you click randomness die the other answers!

[mischiefmaverick]

Hey everyone! I need your help to make something awesome happen!

My friend Nuvokx has been nominated for a Twitch Streamer Award. Voting is open, and every single vote counts.

They deserve this recognition!

Just head over to the link below (its a Google Doc) and look for Nuvokx under “Best 'NEW' RBG Streamer”

O'Shweedle End of Season Awards: VOTING

Ladies & gentleman, O'Shweedle Productions presents to you... THE FIRST ANNUAL O'SHWEEDLY RBG AWARDS... Hosted by yours truly- The One, Th

[yourscientistfriend]

This is my dear friend yall!

[minteafresha]

I noticed the audio for the video “[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid” was taken out so I edited it back in

[yourscientistfriend]

Doing a home movie night for valentines. What movie do you suggest?

[yourscientistfriend]

So my not-boyfriend/roomate streams on twitch. (Shameless plug btw NuvokX) but he’s saying “Four Sets!”

Idk why but I handed him forceps. He took them and said thank you lol.

[yourscientistfriend]

Check him out if you wanna see us being stupid. We also have two cats

[yourscientistfriend]

We are currently being The Stupid. Ask him about his awesome roommate.

NuvokX on twitch

[yourscientistfriend]

Nuvokx - Twitch

Nuvokx - Twitch

We meme

[yourscientistfriend]

So my not-boyfriend/roomate streams on twitch. (Shameless plug btw NuvokX) but he’s saying “Four Sets!”

Idk why but I handed him forceps. He took them and said thank you lol.

[yourscientistfriend]

Check him out if you wanna see us being stupid. We also have two cats

[yourscientistfriend]

We are currently being The Stupid. Ask him about his awesome roommate.

NuvokX on twitch

[yourscientistfriend]

Less drama more pajama

[hymnsofheresy]

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

[hymnsofheresy]

this 3-year-old girl is so fucking hilarious. her mothers have signed her up for a toddler yoga class, and so she has adopted a very unique language. this child also has an imaginary friend named “mom” which is, in her mind, the boss of her two mothers. for example, my cousin’s wife explained to me how her daughter got mad at them one time. the little girl situated herself in the corner of her crib, pretended to type on a cell phone and said  “im writing an email to mom right now and telling her how bad you two are. namaste.”

[hymnsofheresy]

the family’s Big Theory about “Mom” is that both my cousin and her wife are referred to as “Mommy” and “Mama.” The nickname “Mom” is not used in the house because it would just be confusing. However, when interacting with the world, people tell their daughter that they will “tell her mom” if she is doing something wrong. so this child automatically assumes there is this greater “Mom” figure that is responsible for distributing universal justice. 

[alexaloraetheris]

To be fair to the toddler, that’s pretty much how religions get started.

[dantescandlestick]

Our Mom, who art gonna hear about this,